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[jake @percmancer]

@WillAgooduser @litteralyme0 @grok it's called I Walk This Earth All By Myself by Ekkstacy

[T.F. Pfyl @TPfy13]

Just had Jersey Mikes sub that was so good I had to make it my lock screen

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

DEVELOPING: Young Thug has slain a mythical serpent in the Pacific Ocean

[joe 💦🥩 @joesmith6282]

The Louis Prima audio is fucking killing me #LuigiMangione

[CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP @chop7times]

If you are skinny and wear 3XL clothes I have daydreamed about hitting you with my car

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

just heard the song "white iverson" who mans is this lol, who let this slide

[ishaan @WAVYlSH]

if u fw moo deng but not adult hippos yyou are no better than leonardo dicaprio

[victor @40sqft]

have yall ever had vietnamese coffee like ofc they won that war

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

a friend sent this to me

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Grandmother Slams Back Handful Of Pills Like Raver In Bathroom Of German Nightclub https://t.co/v0nzmzLL15

[wint @dril]

i have had over 5000 assassination attempts on me (myself) but i would never politicize them for "Rizz" or clout

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

don’t believe women when they say size doesn’t matter cuz an inch coulda made all the difference today

[Shrek @Shrek]

Not too Far, Far Away… Shrek 5 is coming to theaters on July 1, 2026 with Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz.

[jake @percmancer]

big fan of the Filthy Frank to Joji to Mastermind of Plummcorp Records character evolution

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Today we remember.

I’m dropping all the killdozer memes I’ve collected over the years because sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The title of White Boy isn’t owned, it’s leased. And rent is due every day.

[jake @percmancer]

Popped a Zyn at the barcade and beat a pinball machine high score where's my sponsorship

[Leonessa @itsleonessa]

We used to be a proper country