Claire Speed

[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

There’s a lot of good stuff in here.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here is my full manifesto for London. Can any other candidate beat this? No chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

@gothick All tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are tortoises. Unless you are American where they don’t exist.

[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

@gothick I heard a gentle whump as mine fell off somewhere on the M56. So at least I know what happened. And it still works so I haven’t braved looking up the cost of a replacement yet.

[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

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[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

@DellCares I've tried everything I can to report a website issue on your website but that seems to be impossible? Your form to create a print label to return used printer cartridges is broken!

[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

When another fun feed turns out to be a TERF. Some days the internet is so disappointing.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Among the myriad of overnight DMs this is a classic,

"Take back all you have said about Trans people or face the consequences. We will break you, we will ruin your career, we will ensure you suffer public scorn. We have power that you cannot imagine and we use it to destroy."

[Just Soph @sophie_runs]

Monday: happy international women’s day! Women should feel empowered to call out bullying and abuse.
Tuesday: how dare a woman speak out about something that’s had a huge impact on her mental health?
Wednesday: if women choose to walk home alone then they put themselves at risk.

[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

@Kavey 👋👋😀

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

FYI, rapid antigen tests are much less accurate than PCR tests and are especially known to have a high rate of false negatives, due to lower sensitivity. From @MayoClinic: https://t.co/LuOpHhuNFm

[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

@Kavey The day I bought my Punto I went straight to French night school where we were doing the alphabet and we had to say our plate in french, so the first time I ever looked at it was in french and that’s still how I remember it 25 years later!

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

Usually hate Flying Ant Day but actually nice to see a planned event going ahead in 2020 tbh.

[Geeky Granny 💙 @Geeky_Granny_]

This is a wonderful graphic illustrating the mess we are in right now. #Covid19UK #BrexitReality #ClimateCrisis

[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

The first hit when googling ‘pinkish urine’ or ‘red stools’ should literally just be “did you forget you ate beetroot again?”.

[Cheshire Live @CheshireLive]

Council environmental health officers have given Chester Zoo the green light to reopen - if only the Government would grant permission #SaveOurZoo https://t.co/1bvI40CU9A

[James McAsh jamesmcash.bsky.social @mcash]

Danish schools have reopened, why not the UK?

Teachers want schools to go back but we want it to be safe. That's why the @NEUnion set 5 simple tests.

Let's look at the Danish experience: a thread. (1/8)

[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

The only purpose of Family Mix on Spotify is to remind you why you insist everyone wears headphones with their devices.

[Claire Speed @perdita_fysh]

@Marksvegplot Temporarily out of stock but these look close https://t.co/YIiz3u0HwQ