Period Petty

A new person--every week-- mostly bitching & occasionally celebrating about periods etc. Brainchild of @joriehay 's period.

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

Period. End of Sentence just won an #oscar Amazing. https://t.co/29PVCzXvEa

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

SCREAMING 😂
H/t @thefemmewithin

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

Replace “startup” with period.
It’s frustrating but important and amazing when people ask the questions others don’t.

[Rick Turoczy @turoczy]

How are you holding up? Look, I know this startup stuff is frustrating. And draining. And overwhelming. But we really really really need you to keep going. It's not just important to you. It's important to us. As a community. We're so very glad you're here. Please keep going ❤️

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

#Menopause is the state of being and evolution that was occurring while @violadavis
was being an artistic, intellectual, absolutely stunning breath of fresh air in this interview on @JimmyKimmelLive https://t.co/dNLesnHs5C

#periodproblems #definitions

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

#Menopause is a health condition that disqualifies you from being in control of the airconditioning, lest we all freeze to death during your hot flash.

#kidding #notkidding #ihavesuffered @violadavis @JimmyKimmelLive #periodproblems #definitions

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

From a more positive point of view: #Menopause is how my cousin’s body evolved at age 33.

#periodproblems @JimmyKimmelLive #definitions

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

#Menopause is what happened to my cousin at 33.

#periodproblems #definitions @JimmyKimmelLive

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

And, after laughing at real humans coming up with down to earth definitions of the end of the period aka #menopause. I decided to write my own defintions 🤓

#periodproblems #JimmyKimmelLive #urbandictionary #definitions

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

So I looked up menopause in the first dictionary I could find... the urban dictionary

#periodproblems #menopause #JimmyKimmelLive #definitions

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

But then I was like…well... maybe *I* don’t know what menopause is

#periodproblems #menopause #JimmyKimmelLive

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

So when @violadavis had to explain what menopause was to @JimmyKimmelLive.. I was like .... BRUH😳 🙄 😒 😂

#periodproblems #JimmyKimmelLive #Menopause

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

.@violadavis’s facial expressions answered the question before she did😂
#Menopause #periodproblems #JimmyKimmelLive

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

Viola Davis explains menopause, wigs, MRIs & more on #JimmyKimmelLive https://t.co/dNLesnHs5C

#Menopause #periodproblems

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

@nrobby86 Tell me more @nrobby86. I really want to get to the bottom of this. #periodproblems

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

I want to meet the people who are flushing tampons and pads in the toilet. Like how does it happen? Confess.

#periodproblems

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

Yeah, so all that being said. Please, someone who is responsible for those "Do not flush sanitary napkins down the toilet" signs, let us know how it happens.

#periodproblems.

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

I mean nothing's wrong with that... I suppose. If you're in a liberated household where the trash gets taken out regularly, then nothing wrong with spreading the used period supplies equally to all trashcans available. But...
#periodproblems.

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

The awkward point came when she was like, Yeah... just throw it ( the pad) in the trashcan here.

...We were in the kitchen.
#periodproblems

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

The owner of the house was great. She already knew I was on my period. And offered me all kinds of teas etc.

#periodfriends no #periodproblems

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

So I had to take the toilet- paper- wrapped- used- pad out of the bathroom and ask... um... do you have a trash can?

#periodproblems

[Period Petty @periodpetty]

I was in the really nice house. In a super nice bathroom. But they didn't have a bathroom trashcan.

#periodproblems