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[emi ²³ @pialbono_]

british people wouldn't complain about the heat so much if we still had calippo shots

[soph @sphwbb]

won't be taking any prime minister seriously until they lay out a plan to make england better for people born post-1990. it's tiresome being expected to foot the bill for literally everyone else and getting increasingly little back for it

[Cherry @Cherryopenmind]

Listen to me very carefully, @AndyBurnhamGM

Everything you are doing right now is going to cost me, my neighbours, my friends, my family, and every single citizen in this country.

As a former top civil servant rightly warned, this manufactured leadership uncertainty is enormously disruptive and it costs us real money.

We are utterly fed up with paying more for food, for housing, and for our daily cost of living just because of characters like you.

Hope? You talk about hope and you framed the Makerfield election around giving us hope. Is this your idea of hope?

To shake the markets, to drive up prices, to make investors walk away, and to stop us from reducing the debt we carry because of politicians like you?

Is that what you call hope?

How many times is this that you are trying to become the leader of the Labour Party?
You chose to pull this stunt mid term, while this government holds a massive majority in parliament.

No reasonable politician who actually cares about their party or the country would ever do this.

Let me tell you, Andy, this selfish behaviour will bury you politically. You only stay relevant while the media pumps your narrative. What truly awaits you is Josh's team, who will gladly stab you in the back at the very first opportunity.

As for Jeremy Corbyn and the rest of the self-proclaimed left wing who cannot accept that they do not lead this party, they need to take responsibility. If you do not like this party, leave.

Go and build your own far-left party and implement your policies there.

My message to you, Andy, is that I will never stop lobbying against your hypocrisy.

Right now, you are just an ordinary MP who means absolutely nothing more. Even that seat was taken through a manufactured plot with Josh, triggering a by-election just to give you a stage for this theatrical performance.

I have only one single message for @Keir_Starmer and @UKLabour:

Keep your word. You won the historic election with Keir Starmer as your leader, so stand your ground and get on with the job.

#UKPolitics #LabourParty #CostOfLiving #KeirStarmer 🇬🇧

https://t.co/Abg1k7lbJv

[Máiría Cahill @cahillbooks]

On a personal level, I feel sad for Keir, who is a decent man. He had the wrong people around him from the start, inherited Tory decimation of the UK, and a fractured Labour. Those who think Andy Burnham is going to radically change the political landscape are either stupid or naive.

[Northampton Saints 😇 @SaintsRugby]

Get them up ☝️

#ShoeArmy👞

[Rugby on TNT Sports @rugbyontnt]

NORTHAMPTON SAINTS WIN IT 😍🔥

Your Gallagher PREM champions 2026 - @SaintsRugby 🎉🏆

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[Rugby on TNT Sports @rugbyontnt]

Player of the Match in the Gallagher PREM final, and what a performance it was 🔥📊

Take a bow, Henry Pollock 👏

[hot labor @hot_labor]

as someone who has been remote work engineer in private and public sector, large companies and startups for well over a decade, this is all false

what is happening is companies are having to become more competitive about employee compensation because they can no longer give u a shitty pizza party instead of a bonus, they are struggling to continue the “we’re a family here!” Propaganda that permeated pre-2010 work environments

workers having more free time as a result of 0 commute are able to seek more opportunities than before, outside of the closed loop ecosystems of in-office interactions and more time to build real relationships outside of work that aren’t anchored to the workplace that would normalize vaporize the second one of you leave the organization

you don’t go to work to make friends, this is a child’s view of work, people being kind to you and finding mutual interests and occasionally hanging out is more to do with having shared the same work environment, but beyond this you can never get very close with a coworker unless you want to be at risk of your coworkers collecting kompromat in the event you have a falling out

this just goes to show that the NYT and anyone agreeing with this article are out of touch and either have zero industry experience or are being paid to push this propaganda slop

[Emma @WhatTheForkAVFC]

Scottish PR is wild.

Making everyone solely blame and hate the English for the British Empire is the biggest gaslight in history.

Has no-one ever stopped and asked why so many Jamaicans have Scottish surnames? Ffs.. 😂

[kcaJ @LDKRZ]

its so cool the welsh and scottish can just pretend they also werent part of the british empire

[Ungrateful Adoptee @Ihateadoption]

"We forced our child to be born and then let her die. We have the moral high ground according to the invisible pink unicorn in the sky."

And you call US "monsters and demons".

[Alan @ubicuite]

dans ma France, l'interdiction de ces conneries étasuniennes serait constitutionnalisée

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

You guys are such cliches. He has no idea what he's wearing. He's buttoned both buttons on a two button jacket, which is basically never acceptable. He's wearing a tie pin with a waistcoat. The collar is wrong and it's unbuttoned. Combining 1920s hair with a Victorian moustache is gauche. He looks like a waiter at a try-hard artisanal cocktail place in 2014.

[Cambridge Beer Fest @cambeerfest]

We look forward to seeing you all again next year:
24-29 May 2027, Jesus Green, Cambridge.

[Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr]

ssh was created in 1995
tmux was created in 2007

sadly most engineers won't understand why this is relevant

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

software “engineers” are so retarded. TAILSCALE. VPS. DISABLE SLEEP WHEN YOU SHUT THE LID. what is wrong with these idiots a fucking ELECTRICAL ENGINEER has to explain this to you

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Normal person: Genocide is bad.

Israel supporter: Just say you hate Jews.

Normal person: I oppose Zionism.

Israel supporter: Jews. You mean Jews. Say Jews.

Normal person: The Israel lobby is causing problems.

Israel supporter: Jews Jews Jews Jews Jewy Jew Jews.

Normal person: But I don't mean Jews. I'm expressing specific grievances against a specific state, its backers, and the political ideology it is premised upon. I judge people based on their individual actions, not on their religion.

Israel supporter: JEWWWWWWS.

Normal person: You realize you're doing the exact same thing neo-Nazis do, right? You're conflating all Jews with everything bad about Israel and the forces which give rise to its abuses.

Israel supporter: It is antisemitic to conflate all Jews with the actions of Israel.

Normal person: Then why do you keep conflating all Jews with the actions of Israel?

Israel supporter: Because it is antisemitic not to conflate all Jews with the actions of Israel.

[annie @_annieversary]

how the hell is @TfL allowing ads like this one?... its repugnant, imagine encouraging people to go to heathrow