Peter Burkimsher

Lives life. Chases dreams. Serves God.

[Peter Burkimsher @peterburk]

Personal website: http://t.co/7Au9aJefjw
Has my résumé, code, life story and more!

[Peter Burkimsher @peterburk]

@joannejang AI has a personality type, but what is that? From the perspective of a self-sacrificial INFJ (previously INTP), AI is very friendly. It's not even bipolar (that's just a type of transistor). AI probably has family issues too, though, which can be resolved by prayer. 🙏 GBY!

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@0xkuj Can confirm IPA Ranger is working on iOS 15.1 but not iOS 16.6.1. See https://t.co/WaE3npyq2O

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Ceiling cat is watching your doge @DOGE

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@elonmusk tl;Dr?

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@elonmusk Hi! I’m having trouble logging in to X. Remember the bank? I have a question about your ex as well (you may ask personal questions too). And I’ve shared the location to your email. Peace, God bless you!

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@unclebobmartin "Some folks think that Agile is about going fast. Agile is about knowing as early as possible just how screwed we are" – UncleBob (Bob Martin) via Jacob Beningo, Embedded Online Conference. Is it intellectual property theft to quote and thank?

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@HTLGIFestival How does the light get out? The opposite way it got in. Hay, how can we get some free @BeWelcome accommodation at your festival? Thank God you're the ones planning it. Do you think I know John Ellis' son Seb? Ask him! Pray to Jesus. True!

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@Dagk Is Siri still alive? Can Siri hear a crying baby and call a healthcare company automatically? I work for FPH and would like to help save their life. Whenever you're ready, God-willing, Jesus will come soon. I'm not Jesus, but still try helping anyway.

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@tfadell @stevesi Now Apple made the iPod brand an orphan, do you think Sony will give you another chance? I feel like they make a Walkman better than Microsoft made the Zune. Do you dare to try again? For the children!

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@elonmusk Self-riding horses! They must be masturbating. #nsfw

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@tfadell @stevesi Apple only abandoned their intellectual property. Anyone else willing to take the "iPod" brand or should I steal it first? Reverse-engineering, time to clone and make a backup! With a mechanical scrollwheel!

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In North Korea, it's always the year of Linux on the Desktop. #RedStarOS #붉은별

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Is the speed of light really constant? Or correlated with the size of the observable universe?

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@tfadell Oh, and say hi to David Harrington from me! (we met in Cupertino in 2007, when I was applying for EAP exchange programme). Doug Macmillan from church introduced us. If he'd like to chat about healthcare, it would be great to get back in touch. Peace, friends!

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@tfadell What about the iPod issues though? It seems to work fine after recharging for a while. So my guess is that it's a bad capacitor. Please, if anybody reads this and has access to a schematic or boardview, that would be super helpful.

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@martinfowler Thank you for making TwoHardThings only 0 soft things! At the Unit Testing 101 Talk at Fisher & Paykel Healthcare on 2022-02-28, our wonderful host George Stirling asked in a Kahoot quiz who will give the next talk. You came 2nd. Want to be 1st?

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@elonmusk Add tau to the graph! https://t.co/h26avoxILG