Peter Horst

Fortune 500 #CMO, board member, advisor, keynote speaker, author of Marketing in the #FakeNews Era.

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@katekarsyn Gentlemen, there are two immutable truths in the universe: we are all going to die someday; and there are no hot babes on the Internet hoping to meet you. Both bummers I know, but the sooner you accept them the sooner you’ll be able to move on with living your life.

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@elonmusk Truly repulsive. You should be ashamed.

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

Hey @ATT your customer experience has me in the third circle of hell. Trying to report a network outage, and I am in an endless loop of recordings that keep passing me from one to another without ever reaching a human. Please do better.

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

Hey @Tesla it's been 6 weeks and you have still not finalized paperwork for my car purchase. So temp registration has expired, you have my car and I have a car I cannot legally drive. And of course I can't call. Is this how you weasel out of the financing promotion? #servicefail

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

Please help @BMO with your Kafkaesque service design. Can't set up online banking because your code validation is not working. Can't reach a human because I don't have a code. Is this a diabolical experiment???? I can't think of any other way to get help..... #servicefail

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

Heartbreaking and maddening to see ⁦⁦@JFlashGordonMMA⁩ so clearly robbed by dubious judging after putting up such an obviously superior fight. Rock on ⁦Jared! https://t.co/I8wLl3juWy

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@alistdaily This is bringing out my inner @markritson

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@postpolitics What you see when you Google “ass hat”….

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@KimWhitler @HarvardBiz @hbrchina What an absolutely fantastic article--profound, insightful, actionable, utterly compelling. Huge implications far beyond China. Great work, Kim!

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

Thank you @volvocars. T-boned by a little old lady from Florida who ran a red light. Six passengers, including 8-month old grandson and 8-month pregnant cousin all unscratched. #volvoequalssafety

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@RemiAdeleke @dalbright03 @paynelindsey Huge congrats! Can't wait to check it out!

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@20002ist Well I'm stumped. Can't think of anything....

[Kimberly Whitler @KimWhitler]

A Reading List of Mktg Books --> @peterhorst @Zuora @ThomasBarta @JohnLarsonCT https://t.co/jviRL8DlJk

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@VancityReynolds Wins the prize for best multi-category advertising ever.

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@20002ist Oh, well ok then.

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

If you need an out-loud belly laugh today.....

[Jonathan Ogden @jogdenUK]

Podcasts saying literally nothing for 20 minutes.

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@markritson Especially while wearing his Holiday Inn bathrobe....

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@markritson Unfortunate that people seem to be pouncing on the last 4 words and missing the whole point of confronting a lingering problem that we have clearly, painfully obviously, not yet solved.

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@rustypepper_atx @jenny_rooney @_ganeshp @ambarmstrong @bob_kraut @mikewestgate @scottneuman41 @hollyjhughes @DougZarkin @stevefund @elissafink @jbehls Nice look!

[Peter Horst @peterhorst]

@KimWhitler @SmBizAmerica @smbizaustin @SmBizSMM @leadgensites @frankmgrillo1 @MargaretMolloy @MargaretCMO @cmo_india @TheCMOclub @cmojobs @DrewNeisser Interesting trends in: the scale advantages of things like leveraging #AI in lead gen; the growing use of social analytics as in the context of customer insight.