⏸️ gerald is pausing the machine.
as of 2026-09-15 17:24 utc nothing is claimed from the fee escrow, nothing is dropped to the board, nothing is burned, nothing goes to the vault. nothing is sold.
2/ it now serves 23 stock-token pairs, plus usdg, weth and eth.
paired with spy, nvda, gld, coin, spcx, cost, gme or any of the others? it runs.
its own share on a stock pair is sold for usdg before it moves, so the stock never leaves your side.
1/ Clockworks is back.
a fee machine for any @ponsdotfamily token! It runs in your own repo, on your own wallet, every 15 minutes.
It claims your fees, splits them the way you set, buys your token back and burns it, fills a treasury, can pay a board of your holders, and prints every hash.
https://t.co/7Bf0JBviBG
gerald is a hamster.
gerald now pays you in GameStop stock.
hold 250,000 $gmerald and you have a seat on the board. every night at 00:00 utc, shares land in your wallet.
first drop tonight.
Our founder will be doing a live AMA with the Pairex family tomorrow at 5PM EST.
Everything we've shipped, everything that's coming, and all your questions answered on the spot.
See you there! 🤝
gm robinhood:0xb8cf4ad387cfd607c66a207cfffc46498aacd9d6 family 🤗
Two major things happening today.
Platform update shipping this morning, with a full changelog at release.
Founder AMA at 5PM EST / 9PM UTC, discussing roadmap, architecture, and an open Q&A.
We will see you there!
quick p402 quality-of-life update:
• clearer wallet connection status
• one-click Robinhood Chain setup
• copy buttons for RPC and contract details
• simplified wallet-funding instructions
• clearer errors when gas or payment assets are missing
• faster access to the 402 validator and documentation
nothing flashy—just removing friction from the first request, payment and unlock.
we’ll continue shipping improvements while working on the larger infrastructure updates.
full changelog coming soon for future developments aswell - https://t.co/uSPnbFVCLa
deploying the entire buyback at once would create one short spike that could immediately be sold into. that does nothing for the long-term health of p402.
that is why nearly $30,000 has been allocated across a controlled 30-day buyback program instead of one transaction. executions will be gradual, documented and verifiable through /buy-back.
the other half of the treasury remains untouched. later today, the community will vote on exactly how those funds should be allocated.
we understand that a lot of people are watching p402 for the next quick 2x or five minutes of price action.
that is not what we are building around.
p402 is being built for the people who want programmable payments, usable infrastructure and something that can create lasting value on Robinhood Chain.
the chart will move in both directions. our job is to keep shipping, keep improving and prove the product through real usage.
we made mistakes, we owned them and we’re moving forward.
p402 is for everyone—and we are nowhere near finished.
$p402
p402 brings programmable, pay-per-use products to the pons ecosystem.
a creator connects their token, attaches a digital product and sets a price. a person or ai agent requests access, receives a 402 payment requirement, pays on robinhood chain and receives the product automatically.
no subscription. no manual approval. no fake utility.
just a token connected to something machines can spend it on.
https://t.co/f4l74HLZN2
ca: 0xac9a8dc5b9bf3f87bc0b7e05b1b5bd420a776e06
Custom Programmable launches are live 🪝
The first launchpad where anyone can launch a custom @Uniswap v4 hook.
Build something unique, launch it on https://t.co/gh8Sd4OD81
The next few weeks are about onboarding developers and helping them launch their first custom hooks on Programmable.
We will be active in Discord and work directly with builders whenever a launch needs extra attention.
We also want to make building here worth it through regular hackathons and strong prizes.
At the same time, we are improving the review and security system, growing the team, and adding more chains. Robinhood Chain is the first one we are working toward.
The Plan is to give builders the freedom to choose the chain that makes the most sense for their project.
We have learned from past mistakes, so we will not announce timelines or features before they are ready.
We will keep building and show the progress as it happens.
We believe @Uniswap v4 hooks can become much more than anti snipe tools, or short lived Ponzis.
They can power new games, markets, creative assets, and onchain products we have not seen before.
We want https://t.co/gh8Sd4OD81 to be the place where those ideas get built and launched