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[pete @peternamesake]

The M in M Night Shyamalan stands for Movie

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Who will win the World Cup?
A child who believes in a peaceful world.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

either everything’s a joke or nothing is. or some things are

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[At a wedding throwing rice] Fuck you. Get riced

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[pete @peternamesake]

@JohnWakefieId You’re living beneath a fat rock

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Just heard a strange podcast where the host was singing and playing guitar the whole time? and it was only 3 minutes long

[pete @peternamesake]

@yerbking It makes me dry

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Something I've learned over the years is you really can't go wrong with politics. Left, Right, Center--they're all good

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

"The Boys are Back in Town" is meant to sound celebratory. But to those of us like myself who considered the boys our friends, it can hurt hearing it second-hand, like I'm the last one to find out

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Suckingham Phallus

[pete @peternamesake]

@LewistheLight1 Shut up

[wint @dril]

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

[Hello @VeinRichard]

"Hello" is a beautiful word that means "Thank you for being in front of me"

[pete @peternamesake]

@andreincolombia Willie is still kickin

[BCH @ByungChulHarden]

White people be like yeah March can be finicky

[pete @peternamesake]

@staticbluebat He’s wearing a fucking sleaford mods shirt?!!!

[💜💜🎀 ȶɦɛ ȶɦɨռӄɛʀ🎀 💜💜 @NickPinkerton]

🎶She's a good girl, loves her mama/ Loves Beavis... and Butt-Head, too🎶