🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦

🍎Teacher🍎 🎸Musician🎸 🐕Dog Petter🐕 🍿Failed Screenwriter🍿 ♟️Scholastic Chess Coach♟️ 🎄Christmastime All the Time🎄 Moderately Radical. #EndFPTP. #UBI.

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

Pete Buttigieg, please.

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

That’s what I call a cold opening. #Debates2024

[Dylan Hirsch-Shell 🧢🔰🗳️ @dylanhs]

STAR Voting could easily solve the current deadlock in choosing a Speaker of the US House of Representatives:

1) Create a ballot with every member of the House as a candidate
2) Every member of the House gives each other member 0-5 stars
3) STAR winner is the Speaker

[Christopher Hitchens Quotes @HitchensQuotes]

Nobody blows themselves up in a Jewish old people's home on Passover in Netanya ... not in a settlement ... to bring about a compromise.

[Equal Citizens @EqualCitizensUS]

Here we go! We're launching a competition and giving a $50,000 prize to the video that best demonstrates the federal court mistake that gave us Super PACs. @iJasonAlexander can tell you all about it.

Visit https://t.co/WjiGYn1h9s to enter. #CancelSuperPACs

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

Report: students still sneeze directly onto their classmates. 🤧

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

Happy
Bloodborne Pathogens Day
To all who celebrate. 🍎

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

@JonahDispatch @bungarsargon If you’re worried about radicalism in the primaries, there are so many better solutions than siding with big money over small donations. The @Fwd_Party and @EqualCitizensUS have better ideas than “hopefully SuperPACs are centrist.”

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

@academicswrite Trying to find papers? Last I checked, GPT would rather make up plausible-sounding names of non-existent papers, articles, essays, books, etc. I’ve never gotten it to provide me a single real source.

[Chicago Sun-Times @Suntimes]

NEW: Chicago rapper King Von stood over Gakirah Barnes, pumping shot after shot into her in 2014, according to a new court filing that says her death fueled a gang war and led to the brazen daytime assassination of FBG Duck.
https://t.co/vjkUpt03ZD

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

“The girl’s mother was slain in a shooting in 2019.”

Jesus Christ. This city…

[Chicago Sun-Times @Suntimes]

Neighbors say a man who shot and killed an 8-year-old girl Saturday night in Portage Park complained about the child being too loud before shooting her.

https://t.co/5YIZZvtUhd

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

someone find it

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

@Maldym7 @TheAlexSylvian

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

Saw Asteroid City tonight.

I didn't immediately love it. I'll wait to review it until later. But here are my Top 5 Wes Anderson films:

1. The Royal Tenenbaums
2. The Life Aquatic
3. Bottle Rocket
4. The Darjeeling Limited
5. The Grand Budapest Hotel

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

App idea: public list of WiFi passwords for bars, coffee shops, etc., so I don’t have to approach employees about it.

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

Update: barber was meticulous but this haircut is maximum 50% or 0.5x better than the $8 haircut. Maybe an economics professor would tell me that’s exactly what to expect from paying 4-5x as much, but I’d personally rather spend that extra money on beer.

[🇺🇦Pete Walsh 🇺🇦 @PeterTWalsh]

Just booked a haircut before realizing it’s $38. I miss my old neighborhood where a haircut was $8. I doubt this will be 5x better. Just asking for a simple men’s cut. Next time I’m going to Humboldt Park. Hell, my Covid cuts weren’t bad, for that matter.

[CWBChicago @CWBChicago]

Another night of armed robberies.

And, once again, Chicago police supervisors ordered cops who spotted the offenders in traffic NOT to pursue them.

https://t.co/9QCcwXqEQG

[Chicago Sun-Times @Suntimes]

Natasha Graham spent Monday morning at the morgue to identify her daughter, the second child of hers to be shot to death in Chicago in the last four years.

https://t.co/WEwqdOlqxy