PeteTober

[PeteTober @petetober]

Call me slowdive the way they gazing at these shoes 🚶‍♂️

[PeteTober @petetober]

Wake up yall its SeekTober, find your true happiness

[PeteTober @petetober]

PeteTober strongly endorses stealing from guitar center

[PeteTober @petetober]

Status update I'm touchin on my shits #real

[PeteTober @petetober]

You ever been in tha uber so long you ready to start a new life with bro

[PeteTober @petetober]

"Went to Lame City and everyone knew you" Fuck, that one hits where it hurts. I'll tell you man, I used to be a roofer for 10 years and I fell on a job and broke three ribs, destroyed my business as a result, and that didn't hurt as much as this joke does. A fine example, the end

[PeteTober @petetober]

Went to Lame City and everyone knew you. Haha yes, one of my favorite joke formats. Let's break it down 🧵

[PeteTober @petetober]

"Went to Lame City and everyone knew-" Oh shit, okay here it comes, we're really pushing the envelope now baby. These people know someone, relevant enough to relay information from them to our joke recipient. Tension mounts.

[PeteTober @petetober]

Just heard someone say "We went to dinner and got those cool handheld sandwiches" how tf else you supposed to hold it #fuckyou

[PeteTober @petetober]

When I drop my bar of soap in the shower I feel bad for lil bro (the soap) I know that shit hurted 😭🤲🧼then I give it a pat and say sorry

[PeteTober @petetober]

@crankshafr Crank gonna do what crank gonna do

[PeteTober @petetober]

Whats up with ppl who still wear their skin in 2024 take allat shit off!

[PeteTober @petetober]

PeteTober has not gone outside for several weeks, PeteTober is being gangstalked

[PeteTober @petetober]

Told the plug I need that loud prontosaurus and he shot me

[PeteTober @petetober]

@humphrey38 This blew up damn

[PeteTober @petetober]

@crankshafr

[PeteTober @petetober]

Did you FUCKING know that one time there was this guy in South Africa who got so mad at his friend Gascar that he moved to a remote island and named it MadAtGascar and then it became Madagascar did you know that #misinformation