Jens

never tell me the odds

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US Men’s soccer team twitter account sent out a tweet simping Taylor Swift and Americans are livid @ProperWild

@KFCradio @KFCBarstool

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BULLSHIT: It Appears The Throw-In That Led To Gareth Bale's Penalty Should Have Been Given To The United States https://t.co/pm5NnAScur

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

JIMMY BUTLER GOT THE CLAMPS

[Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @Schmoofy]

sorry I can’t come out tonight publix added a BAR in the store with $5 drafts

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Ohio State's J.T. Tuimoloau May Have Just Had The Best Defensive Performance In College Football History https://t.co/sn02ERqRzM

[Not Zac Taylor @NotZacTaylor]

In the five weeks since Joe Burrow said this, he has averaged:
312 passing yards per game
70.72% completion

Which lead to:
12 touchdowns
1 interception
4-1 record

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

A universal male experience is getting butterflies in your tummy after another man you don’t know addresses you as “big dog”

[Ben Baby @Ben_Baby]

The Bengals are the first team in NFL history to lose 3 of its first 5 games on a score on the final play (via Elias Sports Bureau, @ESPNStatsInfo)

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Jimmy Butler Was Already In Midseason Form During His Media Day Press Conference https://t.co/lSvxiwS1J0

[NASA Solar System @NASASolarSystem]

🪐We’re always big fans of Saturn, but Neptune’s rings are giving us all the feels in this new @NASAWebb image. It’s the clearest view of the rings of the most distant planet in our solar system in more than 30 years.

https://t.co/cWVdpM9Xw9

[Brian Baldinger @BaldyNFL]

.@Bengals you have to get your Communication Breakdowns Fixed. If you think it can’t get worse; it can get a whole lot worse! Fix the issues starting today #BaldysBreakdowns

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“Hey, wanna block Micah Parsons trying to kill our franchise QB?”

“Nah”

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The Narrative About A Cincinnati Bengals Regression Is Disrespectful, Baffling And Straight-Up Wrong https://t.co/vm5XZmaEYv

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Who would you rather have on your team for the next 5 years? 🤔

❤️ for Justin Herbert
🔁 for Joe Burrow

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

What are your thoughts on this "dirty" play @OfficialAJHawk

#PMSLive

[Votto De La Cruz @EvilJoeyVotto]

Me hearing that Joey Votto is out for the season

[NFL @NFL]

Where will @KiDCuDi's favorite QB @JoeyB be ranked in the NFL Top 100?

We find out the first half of the rankings tonight. 👀

📺: NFL Top 100, #100 - #51 -- 8pm ET on @nflnetwork

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Science Has Proven That Backing Into Parking Spots Makes You A Cooler Person And Way Better Than Everybody Else https://t.co/ZDgYL843gz