Patrick Ferrell

Prosecutor of mischief. Father of children. Husband of wife. Hitter of golf balls. Fan of racing. Opinions are my own, not necessarily those of the boss.

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

This is what it would like If @DrLauraFerrell and I tried building a Rube Goldberg.

[COLiN BURGESS @Colinoscopy]

made a Rube Goldberg machine

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@dustinlong Just in time for the next cell

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@EdubEsq I’ll head to steak and shake and save $130.

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

Great to hear @CochranShow on Chicago radio once again. And such an extra treat to find out @AndreaDarlas is involved. Now let’s get @wgnkingjohn to move across town.

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@EdubEsq Pedophiles sometimes say that.

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

Win this from @CampingWorld … retweet to enter … must use #CampWithCampingWorld

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

Who wants to win a special edition @HighRockVodka RV .. designed by @AmyEarnhardt @DaleJr … maybe they will fill it with #highrock ?? I’ll pick one person who Retweets this .. #officialvodkaofcamping #CampWithCampingWorld

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

Win this from @CampingWorld … retweet to enter … must use #CampWithCampingWorld

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

Tuesday RV giveaway starts now… I’ll pick 3 retweets to win a New @CampingWorld RV … #campingworld

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@marcuslemonis 3143 #Campingworld

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@CWBChicago @cookcountyasa @cookcountysao It’s almost as if the factual statement mirrors the bond proffer that Murph read word for word.

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@EdubEsq Heather tried to pop up and get him to shut the fuck up. But she was unsuccessful.

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@EdubEsq If he just shut the fuck up after the first dismissal and didn’t stand in the steps of the courthouse to make himself a victim, we wouldn’t even be here.

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@EdubEsq You know his attorney’s told him that time and time again.

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@EdubEsq Dude need to have taken his attorneys advice and shut the fuck up.

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@jmetr22b @cookcountyasa Just wait until people read the SafeT act and realize you get credit for just about any pretrial requirements these days.

[CTA Fails @CTAFails]

That’s right, buckeyes, fuck around and find out!

[Eddie @EddieBarstool]

I hate the Packers

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@nilwxreports @NWSChicago Where in Crete was this?

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@MattWeaverAW Not a lot of experience with dirt. Rain will be gone by 5 at the latest. What are the chances track will be ready tonight? Trying to decide whether to bite the bullet and get a hotel.

[Patrick Ferrell @pferrell]

@Knighter01 Try it in a tent.