Nopity Nope

Armchair “Jeopardy!” champion. *Cover photo credit: @/oatmeal*

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

*tap, tap*

Is...is this this on?

Helloooo? Hi...hi there.

Um. Please tell the Matrix people I’m done with this *reality*, and I’d like to be plugged back in to my jelly cocoon.

...like, now. Right. Now.

Kthanksbyeeee.

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

What is his name?

[mikevolpe @mikevolpe]

@JillFilipovic How did she keep this promise if she told the world his name?

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

This hits hard if you’re illiterate.

[John K. Amanchukwu Sr. @REVWUTRUTH]

The WNBA has declared Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White illegible to play! Who’s transphobic now?!

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

Stumbled across this post after seeing @GibbBarry’s beautiful tweet celebrating Dolly Parton. And alas. Another beautiful musical soul the world lost far too soon. You are missed, Mr. Warner.

[CBS Mornings @CBSMornings]

Tomorrow on CBS This Morning: @GibbBarry joins us for #SaturdaySessions! Watch & learn more about Barry beginning at 7 a.m. Saturday.

[Scott Greenfield @ScottGreenfield]

There is no commitment that Trump will honor.

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

Anne Lomott is satire, right? …RIGHT!?

[Elizabeth de la Vega 🇺🇸🦅 @Delavegalaw]

🤣I can totally see why it would make you mad @ANNELAMOTT.

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

It’s a 4 month account with an AI generated profile image - it’s probably a bot. Let it starve.

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

@Ryan_Parkerrr But that’s because you’re a thick cunt in a cult.

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

Eat a dick. In fact, eat an entire bag.

Choke on ‘em.

[Sharp Stick in the Eye @sharp_stick_eye]

@pfffftfacts that's hilarious...especially coming from someone also not using their real name.

go away

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

He’ll never say it with his face visible or his real name.

Such bravery from an anon troll. 🙄

[Sharp Stick in the Eye @sharp_stick_eye]

@RepDonBacon I 100% support LEGAL immigration and will embrace those who do that as our family.

None of her accomplishments matters one bit. If she's not here legally, she needs to be sent back to her home country. It's really that simple.

No exceptions or sob stories are needed here.

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

Spoken like a future estranged parent.

[wideawakeina @madworld229]

@Missmbl2812 When she is self harming or attempts to commit suicide in the coming years
, then you can pat yourself on the back that you took her to a wonderful Dr who happily took on your child as a social experiment then, instead of telling her whilst she’s a child YOU make the decisions

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

If vaginal dryness was a person.

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

“Do the research!” screeches Twitter maga who has clearly not done any research.

[Angela Griffith @AngelaG03772144]

@HWritesP315 @FoxNews I am sorry but isn’t that WHY all male athletes that can’t succeed in their sport DECIDE to IDENTIFY as FEMALE and compete against WOMEN??!!! Do the research DA!

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

At least you’ll find him getting the job done.

[oznev_PhD @oznev2]

@allenanalysis Anywhere there is a camera you’ll find him

[Lynnez 🌊♥️🇺🇸 Rib Gone Rogue @RibGoneRogue]

Just a reminder that Rand Paul is an “opthamologist,” certified by an ophthalmology board that he created. Rand Paul is not a virologist. Rand Paul’s wife invested in Remdesivir during the height of Covid as he pushed the drug on Americans. The Pauls failed to disclose their investment for 16 months. Rand Paul got richer during Covid.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

Reminder that this 5’6 undescended testicle is using AI slop to bash women and sell courses (sorry, “coaching”) on “masculinity.”

He should probably use of some that energy to look into the association between AAS and risk of stroke.

[Based Therapist | Marchese Methods @MarcheseMethods]

Reminder that nurses are rotememorycels with no meaningful capacity to critically think, analyze, or solve problems. They have no fluid intelligence and passed college by last minute cramming quizlet flashcards hopped up on adderall.

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

A reminder that Tomi Lahren has made a living off of telling you who should hate.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

A reminder that her standing up there on her perch in her fancy gown and updo delivering this self-righteous lecture cost her absolutely zero. She makes no sacrifice. She loses nothing. Yet, she is hailed as brave and bold. For..what? Words.

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

https://t.co/PH4hDUSJMt

[K P @jellytripper]

@RepJayapal I would love to see proof of this happening. Law students would be throwing themselves in front of these kids to represent them and fight the Trump administration

[Jay will @Jaywill3232]

Hunter Biden slayed Nick Fuentes on his defense towards black ppl

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

Are they forced to become doctors? They choose their field of study and they have options how to practice. The ones who choose national healthcare treat every patient - they’re not forced. And they are paid for the service/care they provide.

[I ❤️ SF @hoffman1953]

@pfffftfacts You need to read more carefully. Just because you can find someone to pay to give a service doesn't make it a right. Making them provide care without pay would be force. Just because the government provides it doesn't make it a right.

[Nopity Nope @pfffftfacts]

Why are you assuming they’re not getting paid? Lol - doctors in Germany and France and the UK, etc. are paid.

Maybe take your own advice - “read more carefully”

[I ❤️ SF @hoffman1953]

@pfffftfacts You need to read more carefully. Just because you can find someone to pay to give a service doesn't make it a right. Making them provide care without pay would be force. Just because the government provides it doesn't make it a right.