Phil Harman

Computer systems performance consultant at Harman Holistix; Grandad of 7; Father of 5; Husband of 1; Follower of Jesus.

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@paulmasonnews Your fingerprint and face geometry didn't go beyond the secure bounds of specialised chips on your iPhone and macBook. You opted in. You have backup pathways to your money. But what if a government revoked access to privileges associated with the digital ID that they control?

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@medexpressUK just tried calling - option 2 hangs up, uptime 3 claims an average of 6 mins, gave up after 22 on hold.

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

I experienced @CityFibre FTTP outages in York this evening for about 7-8 minutes at 19:15, 20:23; 21:31, 23:31.

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@PoliticoForYou Stewart Lee has let himself go

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@PoliticoForYou And I don't know if you can make massive generalisations about people who drive Teslas, because people drive Teslas for all kinds of reasons...

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@FamilyByCycle Indeed. And the pursuit vehicle appears to be driving too close ("only a fool breaks the two second rule"). I do hope someone has had some appropriate words with them.

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

I've tried that. I reached a call centre in India where everyone seems to be a manager, and nobody seems to have any power to do anything to put my grievance right. I guess it will have to go to court now. Anyone reading this should avoid Vodafone like the plague.

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@VodafoneUK of course, whether through incompetence, impotence or malice, they didn't...

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@VodafoneUK I dialled that number "We're connecting you now ... ring ring ... the number you have dialed is no longer in service".

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@TalkTalk @kel0781 Don't be fooled Kellie, they couldn't help you even if they wanted to.

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@TalkTalk @Linda4591 Actions speak louder than words. Can you not see how your platitudes only make things worse?

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@TalkTalk @benlingard14 Just listen to yourself. Your insincerity is overwhelming. The only think worse than being a @TalkTalk customer is being a @TalkTalk employee. Imagine having to lie to people all day long! I hope you can find a better job as quickly as I find a better ISP.

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@TalkTalk @deedyi I tried this, and you were of no assistance at all. By making such offers you only make people more frustrated and even more determined to leave you as soon as possible.

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@BearBoruta @TalkTalk I finished at 9pm ... after another 1hr52m ... and still no resolution. I'm thinking of sharing the transcripts with Matt Hancock so that he can leak them to the press.

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@TalkTalk I have spent more than 2.5 hours today trying to leave TalkTalk. I have followed the instructions online. It nearly happened after 70 minutes, then the chat went dead. Subsequent chatters have said they can't do it. Anyone know any good lawyers?

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@TalkTalk @Y88E You didn't help me, so why should @Y88E believe you?

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@TalkTalk 44 minutes and 44 seconds on hold ... no interaction ... no queue position ... to time estimate ... still waiting

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@IanRatcliffe21 @bt_uk @TalkTalk @VodafoneUK You don't want to move to @TalkTalk, believe me.

[Phil Harman @pgdh]

@TalkTalk "we're here 24/7. 365 days a year." IF ONLY!