Phalla

A self-proclaimed chef. Been told more than once my jokes aren't funny, but I'll still try! No reasonable explanation why I have followers.

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@MrinankSharma @x_yl625 So you created a monster and just left?

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@AuthorKimberley Purity balls for boys.

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@Budget Send extra help at the Orlando location. For goodness sake!!!

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Hi @Budget — Is this acceptable? Families are wrapped around the waiting line.

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@dieworkwear I loved watching Monk

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@FrankLuntz America needs this kind of scandal. We'd be so lucky.

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@allisongill Glamour shots in the mall. In the best way possible.

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@hotlocal_single But the green fellow already has a sword on his head.

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@sarahkliff the cost of liquid stitches for my son in the ER. It took maybe about 15 minutes in total once we were brought inside a room. Tell me how the average family can afford this? And this is with insurance. Disgusting.

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@ericowensdc Did Putin take your lunch money? Did he push your sister in a mud puddle? Did he cut you off in traffic? If not, why do Democrats hate him?

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@McFaul What would prevent Putin from...let's say pressing the nuclear launch button? Serious question though. He seems to be losing it.

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@WajahatAli Wowsers...

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@BrentToderian Please don't ever stop.

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@BrentToderian Why would anyone need this vehicle to navigate the streets of downtown Vancouver?

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@michaelharriot Exactly how my son cries when we can't catch the ice cream truck in time.

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@QasimRashid He looks like a guy that's aching to to use his gun. Any reason will do.

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@SethCotlar Ugh...can't stand that guy and his wife.

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@GeorgeTakei I was just thinking this.

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@jowrotethis

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@annehelen Money