Phantom 👻

She/Her, +18 only (too horny for minors)

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

He's the first person who ever told her.

[ashtray 🚬🏳️‍⚧️ @THREADMUTER]

comicbook nerds i have a question, has frank castle ever teamed up with blade? i feel like with all the murdering vampires get up to he'd be easy to sell on firebombing a blood rave

[7.Shizuka.9⭐🍒💚💛 @7Shizuka9]

Give it up for the Crown Princess of the Kamabakka Queedom

[minnie 🌷💫 @peqch_es]

instead of paying 5 dollars to a scam website to listen to scraped fics of mine, message me and i will read you everything ive ever written in silly voices to make it entertaining and fun For Free

[はじ @hajimeTwit]

いやちょっと待ってよ！
じゃあ手を離した後のゴムは顔面直撃したのに耐えたの？！😂😂😂😂😂

[𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖎 𝕮𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖙 @pani_chort]

падіння ао3 не страшне для тих, хто володіє древніми техніками (ходити по кімнаті в навушниках три години і уявляти фейкові сценарії)

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

My brother in Christ, do I have a website for you to check out in 2-4 weeks

[yaoi lover @frontmangihun]

not gonna spread rumors but I won’t be surprised if it turns out the ao3 knockoff site, that monetizes fanfics without writers’ knowledge, is behind ao3 security attack. according to some writers, the site has fics that were deleted 10 years ago and fics that are in their DRAFTS

[YUNG JEFF 🗡️ @YUNGJEFF]

This might be the greatest collab in a video game ever man 😭

[Mugi Goof 🥸 @MugiwaraDGoofy]

Every conversation they have is Blackbeard going “hey Mugiwara how’s it going 😜” and then Luffys like “I hate you so much but I literally don’t have time for this right now”

[coheed @nightsintonight]

oh look at me i’m the road runner i can run fast as shit, nonchalantly avoid near death experiences a hundred times over and look cute while doing it and i also have a boyfriend whose dedicates his entire life to being obsessed with me, fuck you man

[(AVATAR SPOILERS) @7he0th3r]

#tsujake
Tsu'tey finally opening up to Jake but instead of a very emotional moment it's just:

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

RDJ voguing while Pedro is just being an old queen is very sweet it its own way

[mj 🐇 @infamousangeI]

I won second place in the costume contest at the bar i went to last night and the guy who won first place was a fat guy dressed as the kung fu panda and after they took a pic of the winners he came up to me and was like i’m so fucking sorry you totally deserved to win lol

[Mr. Trader @MrTradeer]

Yoldaki o çizgi aslında kanat.
Enkaz YOK OLMUŞ.
Uçak kazaları gerçekten korkunç.

[nola ✶ bryeon pilled @stachaser]

criaram literalmente um site com as fanfics do ao3 E TÃO COBRANDO POR ISSO! todos os escritores deem uma olhada porque eu literalmente achei fanfic minha lá e tão cobrando 5 DÓLARES POR AUDIOBOOK FEITO POR IA

[JanFuzzball 🥽🦴 @JanFuzzball]

What do you mean there's vampires in jojo's bizarre adventure? What do you mean????

What've I been missing out on??????? JFLKDJSKAJF

[Samon @Samonpiece]

#ONEPIECE1197
No fvcking way....does it says 2018? 😭😭😭✌🏻