pheobs

fuck around somewhere else

[Evan Saacks @evansaacks]

That Wake Forest pitcher before the game https://t.co/Fb1si9bz3Y

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

they don’t make movies like this anymore:

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

"fuck school" *went to school*

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Hey, @nike! My wife is a physician and dietitian, has four kids, is a track coach, and runs a busy household while maintaining great exercise and eating habits.

How about giving her an endorsement deal, instead of a skinny dude in lipstick?

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

I was born to slay but i’m forced to work

[pheobs @pheobeaguillard]

🔑 to my heart🫶🏻

[pheobs @pheobeaguillard]

@ClaireR44711291 lmfaoooo

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Community service ….I have to do a lot of hours today and I’m very sleepy ……..YOU DO THE CRIME YOU DO THE TIME!!!!!

[pheobs @pheobeaguillard]

bro this semester is kicking my fucking ass

[Kelsea Devillier @KelseaDanielle1]

I HATE being rushed like ya know what?
Just leave me, fuck it

[matthew @fontenotmcx]

a listening ear can also be a running mouth. be careful who you vent too

[Ava @avashiver1]

A is for aquaphor. i LOVE aquaphor!

[pheobs @pheobeaguillard]

@ChickfilA please come out with spicy nuggets

[kay @kadrianad8]

distance will let you know who is worth keeping or letting go of.

[pheobs @pheobeaguillard]

yalll so weird omg

[pheobs @pheobeaguillard]

IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR MARDI GRAS BITCH🥳

[CARO @carojforet]

ummm @SpotifyUSA where did parker mccollum’s music go