Phil Beck

Knifey-Spoony enthusiast.

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#bbcfootball 10 days ago, Palace lost 5-0 to Newcastle. 3 days later, Aston Villa beat Newcastle 4-1. Today, Palace beat Aston Villa 3-0. Funny old game, football.

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@WheelieFUMS @MrTibblesNewEra @Nigel_Farage He isn't thick, but he is a grifter who preys on the thick. That's what makes him dangerous.

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@PELee1953 @jonhopswan Is that because he's looked 68 for almost 50 years?

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@anon_opin Wicker Man wants a word. As does Thirteen. And Rita.

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@jestermaxxing I missed the 1st September 2014 in its entirety. I left LA on 31st August and landed in Fiji on 2nd September.

Still never got that day back. I will, one day.

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@josboCDF17 @sonicboom49 @ediz1975 Emissions 😂

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@jimjetsetter @fesshole I read it as "24 out of 25" and "4 out of 5"... does this guy think he's almost completed Lego?

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@obsomo @anon_opin When did this come in?

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@RobGuerra90 @Casey_Evans_ Nothing to do with VAR - they don't check yellow cards.

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@cloud_totally @fesshole Remember to open the tin and heat the contents first though

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@fesshole Been on the green with envy for 40 years.

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@_FlipMan @ramit What do you mean? I eat out every day and in 25 years all of my food will be free. Is that not how this works?

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@alexbloor @AndrewWilshire @fesshole

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@SlugWet @fesshole

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@_hxrrybxtt If the DJ wants to finish on "Time of my Life" (very original...) you need to have strong words.

(Got to disagree with not wanting Don't Stop Me Now though. Strong words needed with yourself for that one).

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@drushe1983 @LBC @mrjamesob Dalendless shid.

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@Heartforever39 @antisocial1830 @AndyMitten 8-1 v Forest, but neither of those are 7-0

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@themagic_tophat Really interesting to see the City fan narrative shift from "not guilty and there's no proof" to "so what if the rules were broken, it was for the good of football". Presumably a coping mechanism for the eventual punishment (which, FWIW, I don't think will include expulsion etc.)

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@Michael1979 Ugh. Here we go again with the manuals. "Manual this, manual that".

Don't you ever read anything like a normal person, like shampoo ingredients, medication leaflets, or the terms and conditions of internet prize draws?

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@darrenjadams @MarkAntonyOwen @anon_opin I'd like to think it would've changed minds, but these are the people who believed £350m per week would be pumped back into the NHS because it said so on the side of a bus. Brexit was all about who can shout loudest, irrespective of fact or lie.