this too shall ass

lovable messiah seeking followers he/him

[this too shall ass @philhastwit]

Waking up tomorrow like

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

I would pay anything to watch zelenskyy punch jd vance in the face.

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

Oh my god https://t.co/tyFBFCP5DJ

[Narrated President @NarratedPOTUS]

The President-elect of the United States promotes a shitcoin.

[this too shall ass @philhastwit]

in the blurb we all stan

[this too shall ass @philhastwit]

A.I. Weiwei

[this too shall ass @philhastwit]

You should be required to inform customers behind you in line at the grocery story if you will be attempting to pay by check.

[this too shall ass @philhastwit]

@pwiscila [Lying awake in bed at 6 AM] This afternoon I’m going to change completely

[this too shall ass @philhastwit]

Pedro Pascal the Lion

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jake Paul looking like an Eastern European human trafficker killed in the first 10 minutes of a Jason Statham movie.

[Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger]

maybe, just maybe, the democrats should try offering voters a vision of the future or any value proposition besides not being the other guy. just a thought

[this too shall ass @philhastwit]

Oh it hurts to hope the future will be better than before

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

calling up my boys in antifa we are gonna do a woke jan 6

[this too shall ass @philhastwit]

Damn can’t believe dick cheney didn’t tip the fucking scales

[this too shall ass @philhastwit]

you’re telling me allen gored this rhythm?

[this too shall ass @philhastwit]

al gore rhythm