Phil Park

I’m not a big deal but the legend @BastardProphet follows me. Growing older but not up!

[Phil Park @philly_thefool]

THIS makes my year!

[Glass-blowin' Cobra Man @BobInBoulder]

My president is @philly_thefool. Good lord this was a horrible exercise.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Showing up the zebras by mimicking a blind ref is a superb move @spittinchiclets

[Sean @scs_real]

Says the Chinese asset.

[Phil Park @philly_thefool]

@MichaelC0717 @coloradodems Hick also had a ten year plan to end homelessness in Denver, how did that work out?

[Common Sense @MichaelC0717]

You hear that Denver Democrats? Hickenlooper wants to continue to force criminal illegal aliens into your city and have you pay for it. @coloradodems

[JB @jrb528]

Yep. Suck it up, buttercup. Y'all wanted so bad to be a "Sanctuary City" as a big F You to Republicans.

Well, time to do Sanctuary City stuff. Quit crying like a little bitch and start being a man.

[🦋just kat🦋 @justkat671]

Look, don't come for me, because good for her! But you gotta admit, this is some funny shit 😂

[schotts - U.S. Citizen and Patriot @schotts]

@MikeJohnstonCO @SenatorHick Both of you welcomed illegal aliens to #Colorado like rolling out the red carpet for a bull in a china shop.

This is a great example of FA, FO.

While you’re asking others to cut back, are you cutting back?

#copolitics #coleg

[Suzan 🎶 @ForbesSuzan]

Jellyfish have survived 650 million years, despite not having a brain.

This gives hope to so many people.

[Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain]

Between the United States and Russia, one country just arbitrarily seized the assets of an oligarch opposed to the regime, and is trying to jail him

The other country is Russia

[CoachJohn @CoachJohn20]

#Respect

[CoachJohn @CoachJohn20]

Chance Buckman

[Joe “MAGA" Friday @InsurancePlanX]

@seanmdav @HansMahncke I’m old enough to remember when Democrats liked Russians.

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

The ruling regime in this country uses Russia in the exact same way corrupt Arab countries use Israel: as a bogeyman to distract the people from the failures of their own governments and as a scapegoat for the misery inflicted by these corrupt governments.

Why take responsibility for anything when you can just blame every possible internal ill on an external enemy?

Did you lose an election because nobody liked your horrid, tone-deaf candidate? Not a problem: just blame those awful Russians.

Are you tired of reading news articles criticizing your policies? Easy peasy: blame it on Russian propaganda.

Did a newspaper just release information about how your son was used as a bagman for your family’s influence-peddling business which you personally directed? Blame it on a Russian disinformation campaign and censor anyone who distributes the article as a national security threat.

Have your awful fiscal policies resulted in record inflation and misery? You guessed it: blame the Russians!

If you’re the corrupt and incompetent head of a corrupt and incompetent government ruining everyone’s lives and everyone is starting to blame you for their problems, just find a foreign country to blame for all your problems.

[Remember The Fallen @44MagnumBlue1]

@pvtjokerus Your decision to purchase a remote cabin in the mountains far away from the insanity is looking better by the day.

[Ian McKelvey @ian_mckelvey]

Remove Trump from the ballot. Convict him of crimes that never happened. Charge and prosecute those who have direct evidence of Biden’s corruption. Lock up dissidents who dare to protest. America has become the Soviet Union.

[General_Sherman 🇺🇸 @Sportster31064]

🤔🤔🤔 W T F

[Sean @scs_real]

You are a fool if you don't think they are going to allow illegals voting rights.

This woman can't even legally vote but is put on a election commission.

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

Man pretending to be woman claiming a climate that can be controlled with enough money is more dangerous for the physical and mental health of black people for some reason

How in the world is anyone supposed to take this seriously??