Phil Joel

Sorry.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@ionos_help_uk Which link is that please?

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@IONOS_help_UK Please stop IGNORING my hosting downgrade request and continuing to take my money!

I've been repeatedly chasing this for 61 days and you've now taken £90+ while failing to action it.

Please escalate urgently.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@welshroots @JeremyClarkson You fucking idiot.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@piersmorgan I presume you've said that because you want the attention and you know full well the average working man hasn't the luxury of choosing between supporting their family and what they would like to do and watch their football team. I hope you enjoy the proles' heartbreak

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@fesshole I mean, right, this is clearly rage-bait made-up Fesshole denialistic I'm-still-relevantism but, imagining this really is a woman proud of herself... whaddacunt. You're all that is wrong with the privileged Western female world. Children deserve better and you remind me of my ex.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@kistelekneil @fesshole Perfect

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@fesshole #wholesome

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@SoVeryBritish Take a bite, with full eye contact, and then hand it over.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@fesshole They'll be your dad's best times, too.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@SmartAlecUK @Baddiel That is beautifully written and, in my experience, perfectly correct. As soon as I escaped my mother my life changed for the better. I was 50 before I realised this. Let's say 2/3rds of my time on earth was contaminated with the person who should have nourished it from the start

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@Tesco can I please have a way to raise a complaint? It seems you no longer monitor your emails and I can't find anything on your website.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@AlisonMoyet Dear Ms Moyet... To whom it may concern (most likely you)... Am I correct in understanding that you wrote Nobody's Diary? I only just learned that (assuming it is correct) and it is one of my favourite songs ever. Thank you for penning it. It is amazing.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@HuntersHomes can I check, is it policy to insist on providing address, employer, earnings and savings details via an "Offer Form Document" before allowing a property viewing? Surely that's only necessary when applying for a tenancy?

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@PapaJohns I've just had a delivery and they haven't included the special garlic I ordered. I'm gutted! I love that sauce.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@DandG_Global Hi. I've been trying for weeks to get through to the firm that "repaired" my tumble dryer but they never answer the phone. I need them to sort the clearly missing screws. I reported it to you on the phone just after the repair. Can you help me sort this please?

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@Kev_J_ @Craig_B2022 @fesshole You only omit the ending s when the preceding s is the result of pluralising, for example boys' means belonging to one or more boys. Thomas isn't a plural.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@VivaF1 @fesshole Brilliant

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@chilternrailway Understood. Thank you.

[Phil Joel @philmjoel]

@chilternrailway is there an issue with your website & app? I'm not able to buy find any tickets for my usual journey.