phil

Not actually a gecko. I enjoy AEW, and support Ukraine

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Financial Times @FT]

UK unveils prototype missiles for Ukraine with no US components https://t.co/PuMK2bBgck

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[phil @philthegecko]

I don't see how the BBC can justify making such a key exclusion for the Makerfield Question Time, with such a key figure being overlooked after outstanding poll results. Justice for @CountBinface

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

Sorry, but this is ridiculous. If you are doing a special programme on a specific by-election you self-evidently have to reflect the reality of that by-election. It would have been like the BBC doing a by-election special in Rochdale in 2024 and not inviting George Galloway.

[Election Maps UK @ElectionMapsUK]

Westminster Voting Intention [Burnham as Leader]:

LAB: 30% (+8)
RFM: 27% (-2)
CON: 20% (+1)
LDM: 11% (-2)
GRN: 7% (-4)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via @Moreincommon_, 15-19 May.
Changes w/ Standard VI.

[Simon Miller @SimonMiller316]

20+ years of Arsenal not winning the Premier League. Then we win it thanks to Bournemouth. I love it. 😂

I don’t care about all the noise either. Happens every year with whoever. I watch football to be entertained and man, what a cool feeling.

Been following Arsenal since I was basically human mush and Ian Wright became my hero. They got it over the line which I’ve been told for ages “Arsenal can’t do”.

George Graham inspired football for life. 😂

Champions League next. Silence all the madness. 🙌

COYG!

[phil @philthegecko]

Danhausen is absolutely smashing this. #lovethatdanhausen

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

DANHAUSEN PULLED UP TO ESPN AND JUST CURSED STEPHEN A SMITH

OH MY GOD ITS SO OVER FOR HIM 😭

(FIRST TAKE)

#WrestleMania https://t.co/yma5hoAdjw

[Mike Martin MP 🔸 @ThreshedThought]

Trump has demolished the US-led global order. Prepare for a rough 15 years https://t.co/GxETQaBCc5

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

I’m reminded of Churchill:
‘We shall f*cking fight those bastards on the f*cking beaches, we shall fight on the f*cking landing f*cking grounds, we shall fight in the f*cking fields & in the f*cking streets,we shall fight in the f*cking hills; we shall never f*cking surrender.’

[Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler]

I think in the next few hours we may hear:

- Iranian denials of any negotiations
- Some pretty bellicose Iranian rhetoric around winning, TACO.
- observations that the Strait of Hormuz is still closed
- Israeli attacks intensifying
- Trump reversing positions

[phil @philthegecko]

@Fightful fatal 4 wayhausen

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Hope they hire Danhausen back. Danhausen promises to not ride a bicycle around the projection booth this time.

[Frank @franquilo45]

This is the greatest tweet of all time.

Is this still called a tweet?

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Private Eye acknowledges the genius of our political commentariat.

[Al Snow @TheRealAlSnow]

Due to the awful weather conditions , I’ve just visited our 80 year old neighbor to ask if she needs anything from the store .

Turns out she did …. so I gave her my list too , No point in both of us going out in these freezing , windy dangerous conditions

[Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney]

The Young Bucks appear to be coming out to a version of The Terminator theme.

[takoda @strongstyled]

matt just said to the producer that he wants their "old song".. they're getting mmmbop aren't they 😭😭

[vic 🌙 @babyblockhead]

scrolled too quickly i thought this was razor ramon😭😭😭

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

The US satire cartoon show South Park secured a five-year deal worth $1.5 billion with Paramount Global. They began their season with this clip, challenging Trump (@realDonaldTrump) to sue them.