phoebe buffay

eat more plants do more yoga ❀

[phoebe buffay @phoebewolfman]

@realDonaldTrump send nudes

[phoebe buffay @phoebewolfman]

@EmmaHarris7 I am CRYING

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

me after tasting this adult life

[Dan + Shay @DanAndShay]

been waiting six years to post this, but it is officially the summer of 19 you + me.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me after getting a taste of adult life

[ter @terrenceestrada]

Retweet this long egg for good luck or your worst week starts now.

[Kate @yungkatelynne]

no job is worth taking ur nose piercing out for

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

tuesday is over so it’s basically wednesday which is basically thursday which is basically the end of the week so we might as well drink tonight, right?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

goodnight ladies and remember, self love can be hard but if you can fall asleep every night thinking “u know what, i’m not perfect but i’m very cute and i’m nice to people” then you’re going to be just fine

[ryan. @ctuallyryan]

showing up at my parents house after graduating with no money and without a job

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

Mood!

[vince @vints]

*does laundry and makes bed*
Oh sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me getting my life together

[Megs @megladdd]

Break up with your girlfriend, she’s cheating on you with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium

[julia john @juliajohn92]

do you ever wake up n miss mac miller fUck

[rico @somethinglovely]

why does 7 dislike itself??
because 7 8 everything and feels like a fat fucking bitch