Bagels by Steph

lord of the umarells

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

31-7

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

wow Buffalo is playing the PERFECT offensive game that can keep a 7-seed Broncos in it

playing slow, conservatively, fewer plays & playing to convert 3rd downs

at some point, a turnover or other miscue & boom Denver is up

BIG dice roll to play THIS high variance vs weaker team

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Having a good time. 😆

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Ryan Fitzpatrick @FitzMagic_14]

@SnapFlow69 DM me Joe’s info and I’ll pay the fine for him….can’t be taking money away from Mr. Buffalo

[Alaina Getzenberg @agetzenberg]

Buffalo native and UDFA from UB LB Joe Andreessen has made the Bills' initial 53-man roster, per source.

[Greg Cover 1 🏈 @GregTompsett]

No big deal… just a UDFA camp invite perfectly reading Justin Fields on 4th & 2 for the Turnover-on-Downs TFL

If you like that sort of thing…

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Tied up at half.

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

This is like the scene in mean girls where Regina gets hit by the bus but doesn’t die so people decide to vote for her for prom queen

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

Hunter trying to get Joe to pardon him

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

My favorite part of Harry Potter lore is that they are wizards

[Joyce ★ @illjoy_]

my favorite part of Dune lore is that all space navigation is performed by a bunch of spice addict mutants that are so coked up they can see the future

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

Alligator Gabe

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

In short: Let Josh Cook

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

what happened to the Bills offense?

why does the 2020 offense feel so distant?

answers aren't found in who calls the plays

I pieced it together

presser after presser from Sean McDermott

to find how everything went wrong and where they go from here

https://t.co/PhAoQHTcQv

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

Friendly reminder that stats without context are meaningless

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Sean McDermott wanted all that smoke and he got it

all out blitz when Denver was far from FG range was silly

nice job coach

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

All Black, goat hat, no thumbs up … 4 TD 300 yards incoming

[Buffalo Fanatics @BfloFanatics]

No thumbs up? 😯

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Georgia Tech is having one of the strangest seasons I’ve ever seen.

First off, the Yellow Jackets have only won in their even numbered games (their wins have come in games 2, 4, 6, and 8). Game 10 is Clemson, game 12 is Georgia.

Second, they’ve played three ranked teams. All three have been AP #17 (#17 Ole Miss, #17 Miami, #17 North Carolina). They are 2-1 vs. the AP #17 team.

Those two wins over ranked teams are the most of any team in the state of Georgia.

Their last four games:
• 11-point loss to BOWLING GREEN
• Victory over #17 Miami
• 15-point loss to Boston College
• Victory over #17 North Carolina

Their win over Miami was absurd enough, as the Canes had them beat but chose to run the ball instead of taking a knee with 0:26 seconds left.

Going back to the only winning in even numbered games stat, last night they only had success in even numbered QUARTERS.

They had 0 points in the 1st and 3rd quarters. All 46 of their points came in the 2nd and 4th quarters (0 in the 1st, 24 in the 2nd, 0 in the 3rd, 22 in the 4th).

Here’s possibly the weirdest part:

Georgia Tech has scored 254 points.
Georgia Tech has allowed 254 points.
Georgia Tech has scored 33 touchdowns.
Georgia Tech has allowed 33 touchdowns.

In other words, as a team they have scored 31.8 points per game and allowed 31.8 points per game.

The Yellow Jackets have also led by two possessions in two of their losses, and trailed by two possessions in two of their wins.
• Led Louisville by 15, lost
• Led Bowling Green by 14, lost
• Trailed Miami by 10, won
• Trailed UNC by 14, won

They have been one of the most uniquely entertaining teams to watch this season. Looking forward to whatever they have left in store in their final 4 games. ⚡️🐝

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

This feels like a diss low key

[Walden Galleria @waldengalleria]

🎤⬇️. @drake 🤝 @waldengalleria 👀

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

@schadjoe 73% of the money is on the Bills, however

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

To be fair they were 24.5 point favorites and only won in double OT

[ESPN @espn]

"DO YOU BELIEVE NOW?"

No. 18 Colorado survives over Colorado State in 2OT‼️

[Bagels by Steph @phtefe]

@YABOYFANNYPACK Is it true horses are just men extenders?