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we’re filling up this computer with beans

[🅿️ @piaeps]

prosciutto (manifesting)

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

I like snoopy but i don’t show it too much cuz i know he’s got a lot of parasocial relationships to deal with already

[pj @pjayevans]

(squeezing out a gusher over my glass of water like it’s a lemon) wait sorry how did she die

[🅿️ @piaeps]

@zachsilberberg omg someone should tell him

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

Do you have any idea how much psychological pain I have to be in in order to do something consistently

[wint @dril]

july first was "Joke day" . No one remembered.

[Tom Lin @tom_lin__]

happy birthday breezy!

[🅿️ @piaeps]

@zachsilberberg try combining #2 and #3. work in homonym spelling ie bare

[🅿️ @piaeps]

1:43am: man has been singing “boy dinner” to the tune of “moon river” for about 20 minutes. mumbling about “genius idea. genius idea.”

[Princess Space Catt 💙 @LiToast]

I can’t stop thinking about this review I found for a hotel I stayed in once

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

patriotism is cuddling your dog and softly singing to them in the tune of party in the USA but changing the lyrics to “it’s a snuggle in the USA”

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

I’ve been in a ufo/alien rabbit hole for weeks now. I’ve always believed in aliens and have seen UFOs growing up in upstate New York. I’ve had crazy dreams about them too. I’ve found my guilty pleasure podcast if you enjoy this shit too. @UAPodcast850

[🅿️ @piaeps]

@zachsilberberg great fit

[wint @dril]

"Hey I saw you form across the room and I wanted to say just this. Remember you are loved. You are important. You are God" - dr. House MD

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

oh my god

[🅿️ @piaeps]

this is not live action!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A live-action ‘Bambi’ movie is in early development at Disney.

🔗: https://t.co/dAzjCuv9Qp

[john @johnsemley3000]

Cormac McCarthy’s writing was mean, and despairing, with a pretty withering view of humankind, and the cruel engines that drive it. but he had that faint flicker of belief that it could be different. “He can know his heart, but he don’t want to.” gotta tend that flame folks. RIP.

[RIRI @RiGunna]

Reasons why I’m not worried

1. God

[The New York Times @nytimes]

After graduating from Stanford in 2009, David Breaux struggled to find his path — until he dove into the idea of selflessness and found his calling as “the Compassion Guy.” But in late April, he was found stabbed to death on a park bench at 50 years old. https://t.co/EYpivrx5Q8