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[steph🐁✨ @pickleinfant]

that first crunch of pickle is just the meaning of life isn’t it

[Mir @sbxloch]

If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion

[steph🐁✨ @pickleinfant]

what is it about men that INSIST on wearing polos and jorts to the gym …like are they under a casted spell

[sierra @sierralayko]

work used ai to make a flyer for an earth day celebration

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Baseball is meant to be watched in person

Football is meant to be watched on your couch

College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

Taco Bell should start doing ceviche

[Cletus @__cletus___]

Doing DoorDash in a forklift

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

explain it to me like im 95. huh who are you 👴

[dev lemons @dev_lemons]

I just wish mr krabs would thank spongebob more

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

snowed in and the power is out. can’t even watch movies. only option is to close my eyes and watch Wreck it Ralph in my head from memory

[steph🐁✨ @pickleinfant]

man in the sauna reading nicholas sparks must know the thought process

[steph🐁✨ @pickleinfant]

@snooki if you don’t already know the picklewich is back at @jimmyjohns !!!!

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name “Pearl” for her daughter, “but,” she said, “that’s the name of the daughter in…” and we both said “the scarlet letter” as my other coworker said “spongebob.”

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Bro last night was an Untitled Document

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

exposed brick is a huge selling point in apartments because you can do standup comedy there

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Sometimes you go to a city and it’s like. Okay yeah, I guess that yogurt company had to have a headquarters somewhere