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@rhadaway 🕎 😂💁🏼‍♀️

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@taliazoe_ (This blew my mind too, clearly 😂)

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@taliazoe_ @balancinglovely THAT’S HER OH MY GODDDDDDDD WHAT?!?!?!?

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@JuliaWDHarrison @SnoopDogg @MarthaStewart See also: “that purple thang” a fabric tube turner that sounds suspiciously related to #purpledrank

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5 y/o at bedtime: “Don’t go, mama, I’m scared of the dark. I’m scared of ghosts”
Me: “Oh darling, I’ll leave this night light on and you can always…”
5 y/o: (softly laughing and TURNING TOWARDS HIS DARK, EMPTY ROOM whispers) I’m pretending to be scared of you”

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@PFTompkins I know it’s incorrect but I say “ree-la-tor” It’s kind of a reecies piecies situation 😅🤷‍♀️

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@andreastreeter @WWNTFCD @TVsAndyDaly Ooo fresh take, I love it! 🔥 😘

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“That certainly is an upsetting variant of covid” - @andreastreeter bringing the quote game strong. CC @TVsAndyDaly

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@WWNTFCD @TVsAndyDaly Aww thanks for posting! It’s like I always say, “ya gotta laugh”

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@rhadaway I’m like the last human who barely knows how to use Twitter, I think this posted twice? 😅😂

[adrianna yay 🪩 @senatoradrianna]

Entreé... you’re just describing a house.
cc: @eggy_boom @ScottAukerman

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2020 Mood feat. @MsJuneDiane on Burning Love

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@andreastreeter @chrisfluming @JETtwt Perfection!!

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Face masks to benefit @campaignZERO Up in my Etsy shop! All profits from the mo th of June will be donated to this organization that aims to help me police violence through policy change and community oversight. https://t.co/oXAfqDPiTm

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@IjeomaOluo Island Books on Mercer Island has them in stock! @IslandBooks

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@danobrienwriter I was told by my four year old to “take a deep breath and count to four” yesterday 😅

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@WWNTFCD JAWS

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@WWNTFCD @PFTompkins Nautical Treasure by Clothworks!

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Quilters! Sewists! Cosplay designers! If you have cotton fabric and a sewing machine at home, consider making some masks for hospitals, first responders, and other vulnerable groups. Don’t be the mayor from JAWS, protect your community! Links to patterns in thread

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@WWNTFCD @PFTompkins It’s an old Michael Miller print that’s been discontinued 😭 The Out to Sea collection. There’s a similar one from Moda, I think? I’ll check the selvage!