The Real Picklewheels

ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!

[The Real Picklewheels @PickleWheels]

@sflorimm I fucking kick your ass for wasting my time with a bullshit bug report.

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I have canceled this bullshit after learning it wouldn't let my talk sexy to my car for longer than 5 minutes. Fuck you Elon

[The Real Picklewheels @PickleWheels]

Hello Friends. Notice anything different? Some of us just radiate elegance, refinement, a higher standard of living.

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@signulll Well, you don't run a restaurant in San Francisco, so no one gives a shit about your hypothetical wank you fucking twat

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@KooKiz @mkolsek Well what's the location?

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@890691905140v @valigo Goto is a loop you dildo

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@WhoAreYouPunk @alon_mizrahi Do you really believe that the US/Israel has a weather control device?

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@FoxArmer @lauriewired Yes lol. This is so stupid

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@odyssjii @KevubASelene @neogoose_btw So, SQLite, but without the SQ

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@f1oren @brivael @chcuny And many of the people commenting, too. The future is gross.

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@ronrule You're right, but if I'm ordering a $100 steak, I also don't care

[The Real Picklewheels @PickleWheels]

@htmx_org I thought the industry was insane when React and Node started gaining traction. How would a Jr. ever understand anything at this point? It's so much worse now. There's a dead generation here that won't be felt for a while.

[The Real Picklewheels @PickleWheels]

@readwithai @sergeax @kellabyte I guess. I have < 1000 machines but they log centrally. I wrote the system myself. I can run a regex on it. I don't know what the kids are doing these days.

[The Real Picklewheels @PickleWheels]

@elonmusk Why don't you just send me one, you jerk

Contact info is in my bio

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@ShangguanJiewen Cool. I believe you. Post something about tank man.

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@dean_kavanagh @MercuriusFilius This is like the mathematical equivalent of a "groaner" riddle.

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@housecor lol good. Everyone else get out. More work for me.

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@sergeax @kellabyte I have never needed to do this. And if I did need an ad-hoc report, I'd write a 10 second regex and let the CPU spin for a few seconds before saving the report to .csv

I respect that other people's perspectives are different. I am probably not webscale enough

[The Real Picklewheels @PickleWheels]

@TB_SportsGuru @0xmitsurii Because I didn't want to build an app that takes panoramic photos because there's already a huge ecosystem for that and the idea isn't worth anything. I feel like I explained most of this.