Arcana by Pierre

I am an intuitive and empath with 34 years experience as a Tarot Consultant.

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[olexander scherba🇺🇦 @olex_scherba]

Weirdly, Iranian embassy in Pretoria notified us, Ukrainian diplomats, about opening a book of condolences in memory of ayatollah Khamenei and the military leadership of Iran.

I decided to respond - and do it in a public way. The letter explains why.

Your Excellency,
Mr. Ambassador,

Since you notified the Embassy of Ukraine of the book of condolences for deceased Ayatollah Khamenei and Iran’s military leadership, I feel compelled to remind you the following.

As military allies of the Russian Federation, the deceased leaders of Iran had on their hands the blood of thousands of Ukrainian citizens – men and women, children and elderly – killed with the help of the infamous Iran-made “Shahed” drones and other military know-how so eagerly provided to Russia by your government. Your leaders were complicit in bringing endless grief to Ukrainian civilians.

Being a person of faith, I try not to rejoice in the death of other people, even those who chose to be tormentors of my country that did nothing bad to theirs. But as someone who has spent three years to the tune of Iran-created machines of death howling every night in the sky over Kyiv and other peaceful Ukrainian cities, I cannot help but wish for every culprit to meet the justice they deserve. If not by human law, then in the face of God Almighty.

Ambassador, I do not know you personally and have no grudge against you. Sometimes good diplomats must speak for bad leaders and their policies. But I hope you understand that I won’t express condolences for someone whose death I do not mourn.

Sincerely,
Dr. Olexander Scherba
Ambassador

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DONNY IS THE ONLY POTUS TO ALLOW A FOREIGN NATION TO HAVE AN AIRBASE INSIDE OUR BORDERS. BECAUSE THEY SLIPPED HIM A PLANE UNDER THE TABLE. BUT LUCKILY, YOUR DOLLA CAN ALSO MAKE HIM HOLLA! FOR $100 YOU GET HIS ORIGINAL EAR TAMPON. $1000 BUYS YOU HIS ENTIRE CABINET. $1 MILLION BUYS YOU OUR NUKES. AND FOR $1 BILLION, DONALD WILL NUKE AMERICA HIMSELF. BUT IF YOU ORDER RIGHT NOW, HE’LL THOW IN AN ALL-INCLUSIVE STAY ON EPSTEIN’S ISLAND. AND AS ALWAYS, NO TAX ON TREASON!

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@GovPressOffice Stephen Miller looks like a limp circumcised dick!

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

TINY WHINY TRIED TO CANCEL KIMMEL BUT GAVE HIM GREAT RATINGS. LOSER. TRIED TO END FREE SPEECH. FAILED! TRIED TO STOP WARS. FAILED! TRIED TO LOWER PRICES. FAILED! TRIED TO EAT A SALAD. FAILED! TRIED TO SEE HIS FEET. FAILED! TRIED TO MAKE IT WITHOUT DIAPERS. FAILED! BIGLY. (SO SAD)

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

THE “KING” JUST FINISHED A TREMENDOUS TRIP TO NEW YORK CITY FOR THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY. WORLD LEADERS LINED UP (BLOCKS LONG!) TO MEET ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA. DOZY DON WAS VERY RUDE TO THEM (HE SAID, “YOUR COUNTRIES ARE GOING TO HELL!” NOT NICE, MR. PRESIDENT). I WONT SAY WHO, BUT MANY AFTER TOLD ME PRIVATELY, “SIR, THE UNITED NATIONS WOULD LIKE TO RENAME NYC TO NEWSOM YORK CITY IN YOUR HONOR!” I AM VERY HUMBLE AND NOT “BRAGGADOCIOUS" BUT I DO DESERVE THIS AND SO WE WILL RENAME NYC SOON. EVERYBODY LOVES THE IDEA! A GREAT HONOR!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. – GCN

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@Acyn Why is his tie so long?!

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@piersmorgan Poland? Thoughts on that?

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

TOO BAD THE WHITE HOUSE ISN'T. YOU’RE THE NEW AL CAPONE BUT WITH AN UGLIER HAT. YOUR MASKED POSSE IS ATTACKING CITIZENS! WHEN THE LAW HIDES ITS FACE, THEY'RE AN OUTLAW. YOU WANT TO MAKE DC A CRIME-FREE ZONE? LEAVE! MAYBE RUN. YOU CAN USE IT. YOU LOOK LIKE BONNIE ATE CLYDE. (SAD)

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@lrozen @MeidasTouch Maybe the mortician makeup is taking longer than expected…