Miss Quantumslop

PM in the streets, PE in the term sheets. Recursive self-improving (RSI) AI, meta-reasoning, simulation

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

Vaporcorn:
Vaporware w/ inflated valuation manifested as a unicorn floatie

[Hiten Shah @hnshah]

When a unicorn (billion+ valuation) startup doesn’t have product/market fit, what should we call it?

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

SFers keep inventing newer kookier ways to avoid their thoughts & feelings

Biggest observation as recent NY -> SF transplant 🫧

[nick 🕊️ @manabovetown]

new @vice piece on hanging out and getting blasted on everclear with the rats at Lighthaven for their torture potluck, link below:

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@a12348885 1st principle maxxing

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@a12348885 Bad girl

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@szeloof Babe, here’s my card. Go build something fun 💖

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@elonmusk There’s a computational technique for this. Quantum agent based modeling enables ppl to simulate N ‘what-if’ scenarios on top of digital twins of existing systems. Model behavior is emergent, reflecting real world dynamics. The model gets re-calibrated based on observed outcomes.

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@RobertGreene Norepinephrinemaxxing

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@adamgluck Lmfao my fiancé unironically soft-referenced his membership in his Family Vision pitch. Haven’t accompanied him yet cuz I’d likely burst into flames upon entering

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@molliexmcgowan @jessecase PSA: Opossums are luxuriously fluffy

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

Twitter DMs are the OG unhinged dating app

[Jason Levin @iamjasonlevin]

@very_demanda Why we are going to build Unhinged into the biggest dating app of all time

https://t.co/RZQkfrEcbb

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

Strong men create C++
C++ creates good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create Python
Python creates hard times
Hard times create strong men

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@gen0m1cs @nucleusgenomics Mmmm Eugenics as a Service

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@szeloof # make semis seksi again

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@daniel_mac8 @GabGarrett <somatic neural network activated>

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@tunguz God created proxy servers as a workaround

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@credenzaclear2 * & wave-particle duality

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

Lobotomies count. If ppl are products, then society is a product portfolio. Valuation increases w/ strategic sunsets & divestures. Dipshits who lack critical thinking skills should have their prefrontal cortex severed to clean up the balance sheet. Thx for volunteering. The board values your service

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@O1010lO @rmcentush Surgery = platform refactoring, bug fixes, & optimization. Counts as building

[Miss Quantumslop @pilatescapital]

@iamjasonlevin Similar use case as CRM for LP growth @ funds

HubSpot better value than Salesforce b/c user operates more like small biz than F500. HubSpot has specialized “HSpot” workflow for companion client growth. Like G, but H stands for HNW

xoxo Mistress Product Mommy, EC2 FinDom

[Bullfight Cap @BullfightCap]

Acquiring Canada would add almost 8pts of inorganic GDP growth to the US but creates tough comps in 2026