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[pl2 @ St John's Wood @pilgrimdave81]

@RadioX @ChrisMoyles it sounds like Def leppard - let's get rocked! #platinumhour

[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

There’s something rotten in the state of the BBC’s political reporting. And unless it’s fixed soon, they will bring the catastrophe of Trump to the UK.

[Hugh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HughEdw31897368]

This should be one of the top stories. Not a peep on @BBCNews early evening bulletin. Even more sinister there’s no mention anywhere on the BBC News App #GetHarborneOut

[David @Zero_4]

The bloke who took £5m from a foreign-based billionaire to use for his own safety concerns is the same man who refused to hold surgeries in his constituency due to concerns for his safety *after* receiving £5m from a foreign-based billionaire to use for his own safety concerns

[What is Zak Crawley doing? @ZakCrawleyFan]

Hundreds this calendar year:

Zak Crawley: 0
Ricky Ponting: 0
Virat Kholi: 0

Sir David Attenborough: 1

A generational talent 🌟

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The media will just let Nigel Farage get away anything.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Laura Kuenssberg, "Nigel Farage was set to be here, but he he changed his mind"

Does that have anything to do with his undeclared £5,000,000 gift?

[? @Strombolli4]

@implausibleblog

[Plymouth Argyle FC @Argyle]

Amaechi cuts in and lays the ball across to Wiredu on the edge, and his deflected effort flies in!

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

A retweet by Zack Polanski is now the main story across every single media outlet.

Two days ago, it was revealed that Nigel Farage failed to disclose a £5 million gift from a crypto-billionaire.

It gets nowhere near the media attention, for straightforward political reasons.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Briefcase Michael @BriefcaseMike]

Textbook example from Ed Balls of an interviewer not listening to the answers:
@ZackPolanski: 'I'm not a party official. I'm the Leader of the party.'
@EdBalls: 'You're not just a party official! You're the Leader of the party.'
@ZackPolanski: 'That's what I just said'. 🤦‍♂️ #GMB

[pl2 @ St John's Wood @pilgrimdave81]

@FullFact Tldr; yes they did, and it was a lie
They're also lying about net zero, they won't cut your bills they're just serving their masters in oiil/gas industry

[Steve Howell @FromSteveHowell]

It's not in Britain's interest to allow the US to use our bases to start a war, bomb Iran into the Stone Age, drive up oil prices, create a refugee crisis on our doorstep and provoke further hatred of the West.

And don't insult us by calling our anger "noise".

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday.

These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

If you say you hate the Iranian government, nobody accuses you of hating the Iranian people. But if you hate the Israeli government, somehow you’re accused of hating all Jews everywhere. How does that work? 🤔

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Congratulations to Hannah Spencer on a stunning victory.

Proud to support a campaign built on hope and humanity.

Under our new leadership team, Your Party will work constructively with the Greens, because there is only one way we can bring about real change: together.

[M4rc0z @dreamworks2050]

@AnthropicAI AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA 🤣 the community notes

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Gary Lineker: Genocide is bad.

The right: Stick to football.

Jim Ratcliffe: The UK is being colonised, and I don't pay personal income tax here.

The right: Yaay, Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Man of the people. True patriot.

Rashford: Feed the kids.

The right: Boo. Stick to football.