Laura

Can't pick a team 🤷‍♀️

[jay @kendallhosseini]

you have to ask how sidney crosby continues to be so grounded when his coworkers have had his photo on their bedroom wall for years, his close friend is also his biggest fan and not in an aw so supportive way but in a couldve been his stalker if things were a little different way

[eman 🇵🇸🍁 @pieceofjuno]

connor mcdavid is like that one friend you worry about

[mau 🏒 @sidmeowsby]

i don’t even go there but we gotta do something to help the oilers i’m sick of watching hockey make mcdavid sad when he loves it so much. generational player yet i’m starting to doubt he’ll ever hoist the cup this cannot be serious

[aixing✨ @polarisquinn]

why is this the most accurate description of hockey interviews i’ve ever read 😭

[jasper @askedaddle]

they call him Connor McJesus because god sent him to this earth to bear the full weight of human suffering

[jay @kendallhosseini]

RISE EVIL SIDNEY. EVIL SIDNEY RISE.

[llori 🏒 @hollanovairl]

just made a new reaction video is this anything

[adiba @780613]

someone had the exact same thought as me and it already has 100k likes YAAAAAAS

[Laura @pinkelephanting]

😆

[dorothy @airyapricity]

i don’t like em! cuz i don’t like em! i don’t like- i don’t like any guy on their team!

[fish 🇨🇦 @fishninetyseven]

😢😢😢

[jane🧡💙 @DratArchive]

Shootouts are like punishment to goalies for having otherwise great games

[angel @raimcandies]

please please please never stop talking about lebanon, this is genuinely horrific. bombing civilians was already bad enough but using extremely toxic chemicals with long lasting damage is an EXTREME low. wake up you people.. in no world should this ever be acceptable

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

Man they really fucked up losing to Zohran, now the world can see it is possible to actually do things

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Yesterday, I visited an apartment in Harlem with inspectors from NYC Housing Preservation & Development to ensure there was no lead-based paint or other hazards.

New York City requires inspections of homes built before 1960 with children under 6 to ensure families are not exposed to hazardous conditions.

If your home is not adequately heated, is at risk of lead-based paint, or has any other hazards, call 311 or file a complaint online.

[maro @ProofofMaro]

I’m a millennial so my retirement plan is societal collapse

[elliot | RWRB/HR brainrot @n_otelli]

sunshine

[Kevin McCurdy @KevinMcCurdy]

I heard the Sportsnet panel a few minutes ago deadass say he's not even on their ballot. I get the fatigue factor, but it's feels dishonest to not have him on there.

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

throwing my copy of The Kings and Queens of England into the trash before the police arrive

[joey @mcdraisms]

me when i’m the beautiful cheeky whimsical demure connor mcdavid:

[ky @sidbrini]

He stepped onto the ice my mom said Wow