Laura

I used to live by the sea but have now moved to the wilds of the north (Birmingham ). Life is an adventure in progress. She/her/human.

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown Yep. I stop being able to function at all. Can’t sleep or breathe when I get too hot, every muscle aches constantly, and I feel dehydrated no matter how much I drink. It’s rubbish!

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown Oh I’m so sorry. Sending love to you all 🤗

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown Hope you feel better soon. Congratulations on finally being free of the mean teeth!

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown Hooray! I’m glad he’s home safe with you both x

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown It might be the fake beard. My kiddo is terrified of people wearing masks or fake beards, but she was fine with a Santa who had a real beard!

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown Blimey! I love my kid but not that much 🙊

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown You’re allowed to miss your human. I don’t understand the monsters who say ‘you signed up for it’. It doesn’t invalidate you missing him or him missing you. Hope your gorgeous girl gives you some lovely cuddles today. 🤗

[Carlsberg. @Carlynotcarley]

The only free shit a lot of disabled people get is a bunch of dickheads criticizing our every fucking move.

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown We had a massive house spider in our living room the other day. Scared the life out of me- it moved as fast as a mouse!

[Save Station Street, Birmingham @OldStationSt]

We're yet to have a single reply from @lisanandy or @RhonddaBryant about the UK's oldest cinema, The Electric, or Birthplace of Black Sabbath & Heavy Metal, The Crown being closed by predatory developers in Birmingham.

And sadly I say that as someone who likes them both.

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown He is the best boy. Hope you’re ok and that the shock is wearing off. I hate electric scooters and bikes being on paths. They’re so dangerous. Birmingham is full of those stupid electric scooters and people leave the ones you can hire all over the place.

[Save Station Street, Birmingham @OldStationSt]

Happy International Day of Birmingham Babs! Sorry we can't hang out at The Electric or The Crown. The two cultural hearts of Brum are closed and neglected by Manchester based developers.

They're just jealous that we have @joelycett as our ambassador.

#BirminghamForever

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown I think I have the only kid who has a swear chart for her mum at such a young age 😹

[Save Station Street, Birmingham @OldStationSt]

Birmingham's birthplace of Black Sabbath & Heavy Metal still rots after 11 years of Toyoko Inns neglect...

While the rest of the world continues to celebrate the life of Ozzy Osbourne. This time @yungblud & Aerosmith's Steve Tyler at the MTV Video Music Awards. Save The Crown!

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown Be as emotional as you need to be. It’s totally understandable and anyone who judges you for it is not nice at all. Sending lots of love to you and your little one and OH.

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown I’m reading The woman who walked Wales by Ursula Martin.

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown I love a bargain that ends up even cheaper!

[Laura @pinkfaery]

@AngieBeatDown My daughter squishes herself on top of the arm of the sofa, in a gap about 8 inches big next to a cupboard. It’s so silly to see 😹