Philip Bennett

A happy chappy

[Philip Bennett @pipb21]

@TMLoganAuthor It was and being the airport we didn’t have a receipt :(
She is devastated

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@TMLoganAuthor

My wife picked up one of your books at Gatwick…. First time reading one of your books… she loves the story…. however what she isn’t impressed with physical book…it’s disintegrated totally within 3 days. Hasn’t got wet, looked after it well.
Sad times

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@monzo That I need to be paid more

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@fesshole I do this with salad creme and sometimes I make it into a Club sandwich

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@SkyHelpTeam Westworld

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@oldelpasouk

Ingredients needed- “courgette”

Instructions “add zucchini “ then little bit after “add courgette”

Which is it? Courgette or zucchini
And when do I add it??!!

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@SkyHelpTeam Microwaves, children and people that don’t understand how technology works

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@RunnymedeBC So once “chosen” do people get told how much it will cost them?

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@monzo A fully paid trip to the osteopath to get rid of my aches and pains

[Philip Bennett @pipb21]

@SkyHelpTeam Or but a decent router and just use the sky one as a modem.

Then if you ever switch suppliers or get a new sky hub… just plug your own router into it and no need to change anything

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@Tesco Tesco please include clothes for Father’s Day like this that don’t include alcohol for us nonalcoholic people!!! I do not drink, my dad does not drink and i find it hard to find novelty items that does not contain beer!!!

#sortitout #inclusivity #moderntimes #nonalcoholic

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@RobertDyas why o why put stickers on items that should be nice, shiny and clean that dont come off!!!!!!

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@kieranmch @LGUKCare You let the smoke out??? In future, don’t do that - problem solved

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@TheTileApp Sanity!

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@TheTileApp @pipb21 !!!

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@monzo Didn’t ask me for money, but asked their fiancé. For the 25p change he was owed

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@RunnymedeBeat That’s one expensive ouch!

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@monzo £1.80 has been refunded due to the fact the vegan sausage rolls taste crap

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@MarcCorbishley I was about to disagree with this then remembered I’m 41 this year

[Philip Bennett @pipb21]

@TheTileApp Hi your link seems to be broken