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[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

when your hair is at a perfect length and it's like yayy but also scary because you know soon it will not be... clarice lispector was right Things were somehow so good that they were in danger of becoming very bad because what is fully mature is very close to rotting.

[ppppppp @pipopohtops]

when I watched anatomy of a fall the first 15 minutes kept skip/repeating and I thought it was an artistic choice until the EIGHTH time when I realised it had been going for too long

[Arkady @saxifrage2127]

Does anyone have any more examples

[ppppppp @pipopohtops]

@LeSnoopyJames @famusbluebuggif nobody likes you

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

Playing my daily puzzle games at 12:01 AM

[Assia⁷ @daechwituga]

jsuis dans un sal état me parlez pas

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[referring to one of the most psychologically devastating, painful, tender periods of my life] Yeah I was crazy back then 😂😂

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

hey your mannerisms looked really normal and natural today. when you walked around I couldn't even tell that there's something really off about you. keep up the great work

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

happy census night cheers to answering gay & no religion

[Rhys 🇦🇺‼️ @SulloReport]

Imagine being Anthony Albanese’s side piece and instead of him sending a “you up” text he just blares the AusAlert alarm at you until you text him back

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Gay minion who prefers the fragrant subtlety of the asian pear to its peers garish banana

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

Going on r/boobs and sorting by Top | All Time

[Oxidative State @oxidativestate]

Your daily reminder that you can tell your cells to not get sick, it works 70% of the time.

[ju @pasadelimon]

leer los grafitis del baño del bar media borracha como si todos fueran una gran verdad

[bruno @brunitocoso]

che disculpame que no te contesté estaba con el google maps siguiendo un río enorme hasta su desembocadura

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made)

Ah, a testament to my feebleness.

Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me.

Interesting, how feeble of me.

Yep. Testament to my feebleness.

Feeble again, of course

[madoka magicock @rifflexielian]

If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.

[georgia @adatarg]

i supported chappell even when i thought she bullied some little kid unprovoked

[horse @horsetwting]

i HATE this sign!!!