Samantha Rodriguez

how strange it is to be anything at all

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

fool me once why would you do that to me

[bunny @fadedbunny]

5 seconds into seeing my homegirl and my life is fixed #thepoweroffriendship

[Samantha Rodriguez @pissedsam]

@pukicho @pissvortex

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[Samantha Rodriguez @pissedsam]

today i learned about sweet cheddar and 3rd degree murder

[trin @MAXXXXXlNE]

when the pineapple tastes good until it starts eating you back

[Samantha Rodriguez @pissedsam]

@officialthaitea gagged

[megan @diarrheamegan]

I plan on touching you.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[Samantha Rodriguez @pissedsam]

just got called ma’am by someone who looks my same age 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I know about someone who “served fish”.

And five thousand who “ate”.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Conservatives are like: This image, which I had to make with AI, says a lot about reality

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

is anyone else their fathers female son

[sixfingers @sixfingerrz]

@ImAVeteran_ we live in hell

[matt @ruffledsavior]

the right woman won't care if you're gay

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world