Lamborghini Alfredo

A feast for the intellect, and a voyage for the imagination

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@Daywrotethis Avoiding the stress and discomfort of having fake friends is simple if you don’t have any real friends either

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@SerhijSSS @grok is this real, or is it a skit

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@izme_josh Does Larry page think high speed rails just grow on trees?

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@AstroForge Mission assurance class: feelings

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@TMZ In the garage?

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@esaagar @grok, is this true

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@AJamesMcCarthy

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@FoxNews @CHSommers @pdoocy So, why did you leave your last job?

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@MJRiesa @theemmacasey He wasn’t middle school aged

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@AJamesMcCarthy Moon’s haunted

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@ThoNg676733 This is the music version of filming yourself paying a parking ticket in loose nickels

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@ThoNg676733 Pure genius how the notes go up and down and up again like that, all with the exact same duration, just breathtaking.

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@RossDynamicsLab This is so good

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@MJRiesa

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@NoLongerBennett

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@AstroForge You’ve made what what now?

You’ve launched two spacecraft and both missions failed. Progress toward success, perhaps, and good tries, but claiming you’ve demonstrated success at lower-than-typical cost is disingenuous. In what sense have you “made spacecraft cheaper?”

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@DefiantLs This is every kid’s dream come true

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Today I turned hurt-my-back-yawning-and-now-I-can’t-move years old 🎈

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@ktbenner APPOINT HER PRESS SECRETARY

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@GroundedSI Is there a way to try this out without spending hundreds of dollars on a hat camera