Brian Helmken

Commercial RE Broker

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@hjluks @CoachDanGo Those jumps are making my post tibial tendinitis cringe

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@CrimeWatchMpls This is a result when people are insanely committed to the notion of fourth trimester abortions

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@MikeBales Recently divorced

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@Just_Wild_Bill I never pictured in my mind looking like that

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

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@DearS_o_n True at 60

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@SaltyGoat17 Robotic actor who totally blew the Reacher role

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Black Americans Patiently Waiting For Liberal White Woman To Tell Them Who To Vote For https://t.co/CJuUCsPDWP

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@AaronGleeman @CoryProvus Still trying to figure out what was going on with the two dudes catching the ball

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@kare11

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@realMikeLindell @POTUS Please drop out

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@FOX9 What a beautiful state flag!

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@FOX9 Is it Smoked Bacon?

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@JasonHarmonNFL Roll Damn Tide🐘

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@StarTribune “Many”

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@FOX9 The most dangerous place in the world is between a camera/microphone and Illan

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@ForTheWin

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@folkforhennepin He brought a gun to a protest is what I remember

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@LoganHickm79045 Well Michelle is running for senate so

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@zerohedge Minnesota’s gains are easily explained if you stroll any Minneapolis street