paigë

patiently waiting for national treasure 3

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

@strega_a1len1 you’re welcome ☺️

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

please send her to space 🥺

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

Hey all! I hope you'll consider me for the #Inspiration4contest so that I might be able to take my science communication to orbit :)

To raise money for @StJude I'm offering personalized videos for kids here: https://t.co/Dva2BKzlRN I'll match all donations up to $5k.

Ad Astra🚀

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

Hey all! I hope you'll consider me for the #Inspiration4contest so that I might be able to take my science communication to orbit :)

To raise money for @StJude I'm offering personalized videos for kids here: https://t.co/Dva2BKzlRN I'll match all donations up to $5k.

Ad Astra🚀

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

Being single around Valentine’s Day is just getting excited because strawberries are on sale

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

@josephine_fahey I’m late but yes

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

I wish I was watching this Impeachment with @HillaryClinton rn... she’s probably sipping some Chardonnay and enjoying this more than anyone else. hit me up Hillary

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

So when are we going to get an estimate on the damage done to the Capitol building?
I would prefer it if the bill went directly to the people who stormed the building instead of using my tax dollars.
TYSM

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

I can’t get over this MAGA terrorist dweeb who looks like he took too many mushrooms and got lost in the woods outside a Phish concert.

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

@deribearey baking a chicken pot pie while live-streaming news coverage of a domestic terrorism act is the side of history I would like to be on.
Senators need to stop objecting results that have already been recounted and just eat some damn pie.

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

The DC police literally rope dropped the capitol building.

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

@deribearey ☠️☠️☠️

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

All I want for Christmas is my back to be cracked

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

Tayshia: did you like either of the guys you met?

Tayshias Dad:
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#TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC #thebachelorettefinale

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

Everyone’s so upset that Tayshia is sending home Ivan but I think it just goes to show how serious she is taking this. Letting go of an amazing guy because of a non-negotiable for her must’ve been really hard. #TheBachelorette

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

This is the best group of men and poor Ivan has to have his fantasy suite in a 198sq ft camper #TheBachelorette

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

@deribearey 👁👄👁

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

@deribearey chloe would also have your back

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

Clare’s entire season of the Bachelorette could of been a single zoom meeting.

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#TheBachelorette #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

Has anyone else noticed that basically every bachelorette on night 1 wears a halter dress... idk why this makes me so upset. I KNOW this wasn’t Tayshia’s first choice. Give her a silky cowl neck dress with spaghetti straps and a slit to the gods. #thebachlorette #conspiracy

[paigë @pizzapaigeb]

@deribearey me watching drama go down