the hobo from the polar express wears size 13s

you know that his hog is just swinging (the hobo’s) “i’ve been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head”

[the hobo from the polar express wears size 13s @pizzashrapnel23]

Lotta people seem to forget that Thomas “The Tank” Engine got his start in @WWE

[ivan c @yungic_]

looking at the craft beer menu knowing we’re about to order a bucket of coors

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

UEFA is playing like the SEC during Bowl Season.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Japan spamming 100 crosses into the box despite the height disadvantage

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

NBA Finals are called “finals” because much like in school, the players will be using everything they learned throughout the entire season to earn a good grade for the semester (win the games)

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

The Fabelmans is the best movie about movies ever made because its central thesis is that movies will ruin your life and the lives of those around you but what are you gonna do? not do movies?

[episode one @E1podcast]

Don Draper drunkenly leaving work at noon and wandering into a Magic the Gathering tourney in a cafe, lighting a cigarette and whispering to some guy in shorts asking what’s happening.

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

drinking $1200 worth of cappuccinos at the dealership to cancel out the repair costs on my car

[AlexH @DryToast2810]

My friend made a fucking hilarious pitch after we watched Obsession, where he was like “Can you imagine Norm McDonald telling the plot of this movie on Conan, as a story that happened to him?” And I can and it would be incredible.

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Congratulations to him on his soccer team's Champions League title and his baseball team's exactly-.500 record

[the hobo from the polar express wears size 13s @pizzashrapnel23]

@krispursiainen @bendreyfuss Don’t worry they’ll find it

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Just heard a strange podcast where the host was singing and playing guitar the whole time? and it was only 3 minutes long

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

>Buy Sox tickets on StubHub
>Seller sends them via Ticketmaster
>log into Ticketmaster account
>you must have MLB Ballpark app account to view tickets
>download Ballpark and create account
>Ballpark then opens Ticketmaster window within app I need to log into

What are we doing

[Paul Cubbage @PaulCubbage23]

The Washington Nationals have won a series at home

[Erik Baker @erikmbaker]

Hearing that Nolan has decided to structure The Odyssey with two parallel story lines, one set in the present and the other starting ten years in the past, that converge in what some are calling a "temporal pincer movement"

[the hobo from the polar express wears size 13s @pizzashrapnel23]

@RobAylor @AB48420889 @IamDijami “UNLESS they find one that is a psycho” Brother…..they’re all psycho! It’s part of the brand 🤣

[the hobo from the polar express wears size 13s @pizzashrapnel23]

@kathsox did you feel bad for lying to them?