Uncle Phil

I’m sorry you have nothing better to do than look at my stuff

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

Idc who you are, the Tarzan soundtrack slaps

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

@WoahFlauto Brunswick my guy. Not too far

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

@WoahFlauto Where you at tho

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

@Kristen__Nguyen Dislike because I didn’t get a text

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

@kyle5kokish @ScotiMillgard https://t.co/wYTqfTBWOh here’s the burden of proof g

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

@kyle5kokish @ScotiMillgard Also it’s a resistance, not an immunity

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

@kyle5kokish @ScotiMillgard

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

@kyle5kokish @ScotiMillgard Yes you can

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

@Kristen__Nguyen Oooof. You just missed bath and body works candle sale

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

This is the most me video I’ve ever seen

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

I might be 24… but if you hand me a juice box I’ll automatically like you 10x more

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

@Kristen__Nguyen I can use my phone at work loser

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

@alexisinator Get a cheap camera

[Uncle Phil @pjbalmert]

Anybody else want to go lob a soccer ball around in the wind so it’s bend like crazy?

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Online recipes that begin with 3 paragraphs about the author’s childhood obsession with cinnamon https://t.co/i8i2t7nWwT

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.