I stopped at the bar after work this evening and there were three doctors at a table slamming drinks.
They were bragging about their best surgeries ever.
The first doctor said listen up. "One time a guy came in who was in a terrible wood cutting accident.
The guy lost his right arm, but I sewed him up in 3 hours. Now he's is a major league pitcher."
The second doctor said, "One time I was working in the ER and this dude came in who lost his leg in a farming accident.
I sewed him up in 2 hours and now he's is an Olympic runner."
The last doctor said, "That ain't nothing. One time my wife and I were heading to Walmart and the car in front of us slid off the road and into a cow pasture.
The dude went through the front windshield and split his head wide open and his brains were all over the place.
I sprung into action and scooped up all the brains and all the cow manure and shoved it right back in his head.
I sowed him up in less than 45 minutes, and now he is the president of the United States of America."
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