planetmoron

NotTheBee Washington Correspondent and Substack gadfly. Reflexively libertarian. Free speech absolutist. Castigat ridendo mores.

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

You know how you think you have a good idea, and then you sober up? They never sobered up.

[NTB Takes @NTBTakes]

Their scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they COULD that they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD.

A review 👇
https://t.co/pgBgq5eRmM

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

I knew there was something I was supposed to be outraged about.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Analysis: New York Times surprised to learn that most voters are not as obsessed with the iNsuReCtioN as they have been instructed to be.

A NTB Take https://t.co/tGkDzno7Zk

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

Not the Oreo review you want, the Oreo review you need.

This Easter, I taste-tested a ridiculous number of Oreo flavors to definitively prove that they aren't as good as the original https://t.co/zLQBhk2qW3 via @NTBTakes

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

Some questions were never meant to be answered. Or in this case, asked.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Apparently it’s a mystery of some kind as to why Louisville police officers don’t want to move their families to crime-ridden neighborhoods for $5,000.
https://t.co/iBhvPTNJQP

https://t.co/iBhvPTNJQP

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

It would be crazy to… oh, right.

[NTB Takes @NTBTakes]

I guess we’re normalizing sociopaths now, so that will probably work out great.
READ IT: https://t.co/SY2bwvwKY0

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

Looks like I’m going to have to declare my friendships a Superfund site.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Come see the "toxic phrases" CNBC apparently wants you to lose friendships over
https://t.co/r4kqCjNKhS
https://t.co/r4kqCjNKhS

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

On the plus side, it will be 1400 days before we have to hear this particular lecture again.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Leave it to NPR to helpfully explain how a fun Leap Year tradition is “actually intended to ridicule women” with “false empowerment”
https://t.co/yo4l08RMC9
https://t.co/yo4l08RMC9

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

Now, had she wanted to have surgery so she could be a stay-at-home dad, that would be entirely different.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Slate advice columnist goes full Defcon 1 over mother whose teenage daughter wants to be a housewife and stay-at-home mom.

https://t.co/t4vq7zfTEV

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

The Economist is mystified as to why anyone would prefer both personal and national autonomy over bending the knee to the unelected globalist elite they serve.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

The Economist's laughable take here is a perfect example of the emptiness and corruption of our "intellectual" elite
https://t.co/VqT65A1VyI
https://t.co/VqT65A1VyI

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

Four all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese…

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

I tried the Limited Edition Double Big Mac so you don't have to. Unless you want to. You still want to, don't you?
https://t.co/0yaaLxC84G

https://t.co/0yaaLxC84G

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

@phil14626 @Not_the_Bee Thanks, for some reason I always get that wong.

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

Margin of error, 94%.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

94% of trans people happier following their transition according to totally legit online survey sponsored by trans advocacy group.
https://t.co/ABl5JG2Cf9

https://t.co/ABl5JG2Cf9

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

The good, the bad, and the Cybertruck.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Please enjoy this colorful play-by-play commentary of the 2024 DC Auto Show that was written by someone with way too much time on his hands
https://t.co/Hvq3NbvoII
https://t.co/Hvq3NbvoII

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

So, maybe encouraging the mutilation of children isn’t such a hot idea after all.

Good to know!

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

The NYT published this opinion piece and hoo boy were some of their readers mad
https://t.co/ErCxYSvzby
https://t.co/ErCxYSvzby

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

@thoughtsofquod I live it, lol.

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

Suddenly I want to name my dog Columbus for some reason.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

The New York Times says the culture war has come to dog training
https://t.co/xnIOdotJ9A
https://t.co/xnIOdotJ9A

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

They forgot to mention American Heritage Girls or Pathfinders for some strange reason.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

The media sure seems awfully excited about promoting an obscure, Neo-Marxist "alternative to the Girl Scouts"
https://t.co/I5KMcmUJxN
https://t.co/I5KMcmUJxN

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

Their sense of self-awareness is probably pretty small as well.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

NYT features $7 million, 6,000-square-foot vacation home in "Living Small" column about "a simpler, more sustainable or more compact life" 💀
https://t.co/6Qqi6vepm3
https://t.co/6Qqi6vepm3

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

@ajhewitt @bangordailynews I'll have to check the archives, lol.

[planetmoron @planetmoron]

It's a good thing conservatives don't demand lock-step conformity to the accepted narrative like liberals do or I'd be in a lot of trouble.

Also, I'm in a lot of trouble.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Disney produces a lot of movies that are woke garbage. “The Marvels” is not one of them.
https://t.co/Vu5NOmQRLV

https://t.co/Vu5NOmQRLV