Emma 🌻

bears beets battlestar galactica

[Sycamore’s Source @sycamoressource]

@PopBase MAGA be like

[Hero Thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

it is kind of insane how covid just completely fucking ruined everything lol

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

my only two moods

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

@STN_Airport I need to speak to someone ASAP - i’ve tried the phone lines & feedback form with no luck, just sent you a DM is there anyone who can help please? 😢

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

when @Expedia tells you the total cost of your car rental is $191 to pay to the desk - and when you get there the total is $1781 with the “mandatory fees” 🙃

this is WITHOUT additional CDW insurance. that would have made it over 2k. what a jokeeeeee

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

£1000 in parking/speeding tickets in one year is not a “UK reality” - you just can’t fucking drive

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

@packarmz @CaterinaCatK @SocietyQueen999 Also meeting new people and creating meaningful relationships. Some of my best friends are people I only met a year ago.
Being childless isn’t lonely - if anything the loneliest people seem to be parents whose children have grown & left home, now they have nobody else

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

@packarmz @CaterinaCatK @SocietyQueen999 Reaching the goals I set myself - I want to travel to all 7 continents, learn a new language, master different skills / hobbies etc…
I have a huge list of things I want to accomplish and it will take a lifetime to complete it.

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

@err_id10t @EmmaWarren90 @Zenboor @damechatprrr @0ldoini this is the uk though, not the states. so that’s completely irrelevant.

also nobody is paying 80 for internet in the UK unless you get one of those fancy packages that includes your tv and mobile phone.

i have internet only and got the fastest package i could buy it was 40

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

@err_id10t @EmmaWarren90 @0ldoini im sorry what?! i live in a 2 bed house and my bills are half of that. 40 for internet, 90 for gas & electric combined.

i don’t have a cleaner but i did look at it and its about 50 for once a week

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

I just want some beans recipes 😥

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

@GoodHomesMag is probably one of the worst websites i’ve ever viewed on mobile

I get the importance of ad revenue - but this is actually a joke 😭

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

@arminius75 @DavidRon_RW @creepydotorg Tbf it’s not the painting they saying they damaged - it’s the frame the painting was in.

Frame was old and worth 28,000 apparently, and it wasn’t protected by glass like the painting was.

Maybe it was the acidity of the soup that damaged it?? Idk

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

“Our top job picks for you”

That’s it i’m deleting this app 😭

[hannah @shamediarist]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

@MFDMLL @d_chels96 @Dr_BellaR Two people working and earning £50k combined will have a joint take home of £3.5k after tax & student loans if they both earn 25k each.

One person earning £50k will have a take home of £3.1k after tax & student loans.

[Emma 🌻 @planextankxsub]

@MFDMLL @d_chels96 @Dr_BellaR Out of your £50k - £25k is tax free because of 2x personal allowances.

You pay 20% on the rest so you’re paying £5k tax on a £50k income.

She gets £12.5k tax free and pays 20% tax on the rest. so £6.5k on a £45k income.

She earns less and pays more tax. Fairly simple?

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

When people my age have a big group of friends they’ve known for years and they hang out together all the time it’s like ok should I kms