Plaptive Creamer

[Plaptive Creamer @plaptivecreamer]

It's me, your boy, gregory tingus.

[Plaptive Creamer @plaptivecreamer]

I have to go to bed and its 8 pm sorry

[Plaptive Creamer @plaptivecreamer]

everyone should be kind to me, stress that in the group text

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

the trade winds afre blowing

#commerce
#mercantilism

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

naming my son hong kong pussy

[Plaptive Creamer @plaptivecreamer]

@runesword1 beast law

[Plaptive Creamer @plaptivecreamer]

https://t.co/Rycjh31NjF

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

You do have to remember sometimes that there are some pretty fundamental questions still unanswered. Medicine doesn’t really have a totally satisfying definition of what a “disease” is. No physicist or philosopher can really answer the question “why does *anything* exist”

[Stra 🚩 @strareal1]

Eat your vegetables or I'll tell Lenin

[(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 @nicegirI123]

They just created a million uncle pussies

[Darius @folop16]

Puts my arm around you in a non-obese, non-bald way

[Active Imaginer @camillepawblia]

If you’re here because of my uncle pussy statements just know that I meant every single word. As a semi-pro fister, I’m forearm-deep in unc puss on a biweekly basis. I live in this world. Remember that you’re a visitor.

[Plaptive Creamer @plaptivecreamer]

@oldrattle_ @99parmas 24 😏

[Plaptive Creamer @plaptivecreamer]

@tom_on_here

[Tom💛 @tom_on_here]

Magic the Gathering really needed the Marvel and TMNT collab to help it stop being a boring game to so many

[Plaptive Creamer @plaptivecreamer]

@kitkat4xl hits like uncle pussy oomf

[Kat @kitkat4xl]

Take your age, multiply it by 2, and add 40. Thats the youngest age you should date

[Kat @kitkat4xl]

whyd this shit surpass i had sex w grok

[꩜ ollie ꩜ @majesticInsect]

WINGSTOP IS PUTTING TRACKING CHIPS IN YOUR PUSSY
WINGSTOP IS PUTTING TRACKING CHIPS IN YOUR PUSSY
WINGSTOP IS PUTTING TRACKING CHIPS IN YOUR PUSSY
WINGSTOP IS PUTTING TRACKING CHIPS IN YOUR PUSSY

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito