Jeff Stolzer

Playwright. Screenwriter. Woodward/Newman Drama Award Finalist. Former Jeopardy! champion. Brown grad. Bromptoneer.

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The reviews are starting to trickle in for A Special Relationship and this one is a rave!

“An Outstanding Two-Hander”

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@QnsBPRichards @JCColtin @NYCMayor @GovKathyHochul @ZohranKMamdani Real in New Orleans!

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@JasonBeeferman @JCColtin @ericadamsfornyc Working the El Al free upgrade grift, no doubt. He belongs in jail.

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@Villgecrazylady Exhibit A that Botox kills brain cells.

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@ericadamsfornyc @Ofir_Akunis @AmirOhana @MosheLion “And are you working on those free El Al upgrades I asked you about, my friend.”

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@ebkent @bfurnas You can legislate this all you want, but unless the police enforce it, it won’t matter. How about putting speed bumps on those bike lanes - that would force the scooters and e-bikes to slow down.

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@MJMcKean The Sweet Smell of Success.

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@SaraEisen Keep shilling for the pathological liar, convicted sex offender and insurrectionist. History will not judge you kindly.

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@LizzySavetsky Keep our city safe from Botox and eating disorders and Islamophobic Upper East Side ladies who lunch with too much time on their hands.

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@TransAlt What a great event! 👏👏👏

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@TransAlt Congratulations Carl! 👏🎉🍾🎈🎁

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@naomirwolf Unfortunately, he can’t develop a vaccine to eradicate your stupidity.

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@Only_OneRR Ana de Armless.

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@ericadamsfornyc And that kid grew up to be a corrupt narcissistic Trump-sphincter-licking criminal weasel who was the worst mayor in NYC history.

You belong in jail.

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@naomirwolf

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@TaraBull “Head” of football operations.

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@bariweiss @lloydblankfein @coldxman Why was he at your table? It appears CBS News’s new mission is to comfort the comfortable and afflict the afflicted.

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@JohnMChell @realDonaldTrump You’re a corrupt, murderous cop with no rizz. Ain’t gonna happen.

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@JohnMChell @nycDSA @NYCMayor @NYCCouncil Sorry, we don’t like cops who shoot unarmed men in the back.

Ditto for cops who don’t believe the law should be equally enforced.

We just voted out a corrupt mayor. We have no interest in voting in another one.

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@JohnMChell @realDonaldTrump @NYCMayor @sidrosenberg19 @CMvpaladino @jimfornyc @ArthurAidala Sorry, we don’t like cops who shoot unarmed men in the back.

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@ksorbs I see that since you no longer have an acting career, you have gone back to school to be an arson investigator. Please do share the EVIDENCE you have found that the fire was set by someone of the Muslim faith. Waiting….