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[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Imagine not living your best life because you want to be called wife material

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

These Jobs be asking me for 3 references and I think I might start doing the same. Like let me talk to 3 happy employees please

[Sam Barrick @SJ_Barrick]

Ok, that’s good. Now reinstate Lewis’s 8th world championship.

[Iruoma💎 @Dillish_b]

When I tell him I miss him and he replies with “I’m coming to get you” instead of “I miss you too” >>>>>

[zé @milslena]

morria corna mas não largava deixava ele fazer um filho em mim e separar daí no divórcio pedia pra voltar e a gente faria mais um filho

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

sure sex is great but have you ever commented "lol" on your ex-boss’s linkedin post?

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Dates are always given by the Court.

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Kim you're making it hard to defend you Sister but I completely understand because look at that man.

[V. @earthto_v]

eau de pikin 😭😂

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

David Maraga: The right to a fair hearing is sacrosanct. The court finds that Gachagua was not given a fair hearing...In my view, after that finding, the inevitable conclusion would have been to annul that impeachment.

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

1. No. of Kenyans killed in Nanyuki Ebola protests: 3
2. No. of Kenyans killed by Ebola: 0
3. No. of Americans killed by Ebola: 0

Ruto has now killed more Kenyans on Kenyan soil than Ebola has

Dear @USEmbassyKenya, are you happy that your Ebola facility is costing Kenyan lives?

[Marley Arévalo @MarleysArevalo]

Todo es urgente en el mundo corporativo, excepto el reconocimiento y el aumento de sueldo.

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I just looked at the date, there’s no way we are making it to pay day.

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

I am the first in my bloodline to read those last 5 words

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

When I show up for work and the building is still standing

[Olivia Hofer @oghofer]

Does he think women pick up knitting and embroidery from their boyfriends

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Kenya's ex-chief justice arrested at protest against building on national park https://t.co/Q8A8XLVYZ8

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

BREAKING: ICC chief prosecutor Karim Khan has been suspended pending a vote by member states after a probe found he committed serious misconduct.

Khan denies the allegations and faces a possible removal vote.

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