Patrick

[J @JElgott]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to hear the other side of the argument from Dr Bernardo Corradi

[My Greatest 11 @MyGreatest11]

“Absolutely no chance!”

Andy Gray 🎙️

[Alfie @alfie_t8]

Call it on @andyburnham

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

#NUFC

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Yet another example of headcases being extremely good at whistling

[slimmington @slagasis]

World has changed forever, Spaniards used to go 6 seasons deep without speaking a lick of English

[mynameisjeff @jeffbarrow81]

The older and wiser I get the more Paul Gascoigne is an overrated cunt

[Abdul @abdule_10]

I’d fuckin kill for him after a speech like that

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

classic, you simply can't tell gags like this nowadays!

[Kaden @kaaadeeeen]

Turkish football fans when they sign a 31 year old squad player from Fulham

[TEMP @TEMPMCR]

Wow 😂😂😂😂

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

Irrationally irritated by all this 'Cuti' Romero and 'Dibu' Martinez stuff

[Trevor Jordache Reanimated @KennethCockerel]

I beg your pardon?

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

"I hope they've got my best side, but no seriously I'm going to jail for a long time"

[Pitch Maps @Pitch_Maps]

Your dad looking for the Fosters pump in a craft ale pub

[Barto @_barto1]

Just seen the best stat of the World Cup. That 5 of the top 8 ranked teams going into the World Cup have made it to the last 8, and the 3 who didnt are managed by Ex Everton managers. Fucking cursed we are

[Kasper Bollwerk @kasperbollwerk]

Jedes Paar im Sommerurlaub

[Blackandwhitebanter @bnwbanter]

‘‘We won babe, I got booked and got carried off on a stretcher.’’

‘‘Oh no, play well though?’’

‘‘I was an unused sub.’’

#MEXENG

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Pubs open until 5am on a Monday?