Pluto

Used to be 1 of 9. But I got kicked out. 😭😭😭

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@IAU_org Fuck you.

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@plutosavior Don’t make me blush. No. Seriously, don’t. There’s a good portion of me that’s ice - even I don’t know what would happen if that went.

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@MarianRudnyk

[NASA @NASA]

You are made of star stuff.

Hydrogen, helium, nitrogen – these and other elements were formed in the stars. And they make up our bodies. The next time you gaze at the night sky, remember: you are star material.✨ Explore more beautiful space imagery: https://t.co/bZXmuEMjd1

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@neiltyson @patentscientist @AMNH @StarTalkRadio You son of a bitch. #IAmNotAnAnimal

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

Happy 90th Birthday to me. Fuck you, @IAU_org #StillAPlanet #PlutoDiscovery

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@NASA @NASANewHorizons I am NOT ok with this.

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@neiltyson @prograMagar97 Dunno. I kind of feel like Alderaan sometimes, metaphorically.

#StillAPlanet

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@EnjoyNature You think THAT’s cold. Come out here 🥶🥶🥶 #AlwaysWinter

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@IAU_org Maybe putting me back where I belong will make the public love you more. #NewYearNewYou

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@plutosavior I know not much of the inhabitants of your planet... but you’re now one of my favourites. #PlutoFeelsLoved

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@elakdawalla I just like to know that I haven’t been forgotten in all honesty. #LonelyThisChristmas

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

Or as I call it... Steve.

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

*checks to see if I’m a planet again yet*

Fuck you, @IAU_org - what did I do to make you hate me so much?

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@neiltyson Even from this immense distance I can tell that you fucked up with this one. Jeeeez. #ToneDeaf

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

I don’t want to alarm anyone but something has just whizzed by me. @NASA help. #WeAreNotAlone 🛸🛸🛸

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

I like that @ProfBrianCox and the @OpenUniversity are saving the best till last on #ThePlanets. Almost makes up for my demotion... almost. Looking at you @IAU_org. #NeverForget

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@ProfScienceBoy @realDonaldTrump @jodrellbank @IAU_org YOU SON’S OF BITCHES. NOT AGAIN. I’ve got your Moon’s back. They do not deserve this. Educate your orange leaders.
#StillAPlanet #MarsOrMoon

[Pluto @plutosyourdaddy]

@ZonePhysics Why must you tease me so?