Paul Wojciechowski

scum. (he/him/his)

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

You’re out there microdosing while I’m out here micromanaging. We are not the same

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I used to date her cousin Darcy Coldbeeronafridaynight

[cats being dickheads @JoeStokowski]

🎶everything dies, baby that's a fact
but maybe everything that dies has co-pilot max🎶

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

@rickybellspdx we did Pisanki, which are hollowed out eggs that we would sit around and decorate in traditional designs.

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

@ktewoj She’s playing at Imogene willie on Friday I think! They wanted me to do a pop up lol

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

Service industry coded

[Jhay @jhayusb]

"networking" but it's just me getting drunk af at the club

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

Driving 10 m/hr down west sixth, windows down, busted bass rattling, BLASTING Fade Into You by Mazzy Star

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

@alyssmcc @bradenjc Yeah really good

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

@rickybellspdx the bullard tortillas were pure gas. glad to see them come back, they're too good to not be eaten.

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

Also if you're interested in donating the fund is still open, DM me and i'll send you the info.

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

Spent the past three days prepping for a pop up after and before work. Only slept like 4 hours in the past 72. All proceeds from pop up went directly to boots on the ground grassroots relief and aid in Gaza. We raised well over 3k. Free Palestine.

[fair maiden lover @fairmaiden1over]

lockheed martin more like cockpeed fartin

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

Then IMMEDIATELY after that pop up went to work and cooked alongside Jose Andres and his team for a private event where we got to cook for Carmelo Anthony and Tom Brady. Lol

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

Spent the past three days prepping for a pop up after and before work. Only slept like 4 hours in the past 72. All proceeds from pop up went directly to boots on the ground grassroots relief and aid in Gaza. We raised well over 3k. Free Palestine.

[jenn pelly @jennpelly]

walking around trader joe’s like *kim gordon voice* sea salt almond milk one single beer

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

The Lioness sun, magnolia Electric co. Moon, didn’t It Rain rising

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

if they had gender flipped Duncan Idaho's character she would be called Hannah Montana.

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

Cooking food for blazers legend Carmelo Anthony on Sunday

[Paul Wojciechowski @pmwoj]

“Bagels” in polish is spelled “bajgle” and I think that’s why the country ceased to exist 3 times in history

[Emilio Herce @emilioherce]

Father John Misty lyric ass accident

[Squirrel Flower @sqrrlflwr]

power to all bands pulling out of sxsw !!!!